Erin Butler

Listening to The #Beaverton podcast and heard:

"Alberta is the Toronto of provinces."

That's cold, man. Cold.

👇🏽

The Air Force is also chock-full of religious extremists. They tend to be the hardcore fundies of the military.

Yep!

It's not "our culture" they're defending; it's their childhood.

Yep. They're trying to make it a culture war issue because they can't win on facts.

Kindness is evil to them.

Yep. It was always impossible. Just physics tells you so, never mind how it was supposed to function.

And if Putin has figured out Trump is spectacularly unreliable as a puppet. He's trying to control a demented frikkin' buffoon who has the most powerful army in the world. It's as if Burn Before Reading involved world powers.

Either

A) They were told war was happening last year;
B) They saw Trump was elected, and just assumed war was inevitable, because obviously.

Lord Dampnut is a one-man circular firing squad.

Starts a war with Iran, price of oil goes up, hurting an ally, India.
Relaxes embargo, letting ally buy oil from Russia.
Russia uses oil money to fund their ally, Iran.

There is no functional difference between acting stupid and being stupid here.

Sportsnet keeps track during the game, and you can find those on the boxcars page after it's over, too.

"Block" is your friend. Use early, use often!

As David Simon put it: Mock, Block, and Roll, baby! 8-)

Trade deadline day has come and gone. How did the #Canucks do? Well...
nucksmisconduct.ca/were-not-gon...

The Sisterhood of the Traded-Away Socks!

"Follow-up question: What the fuck is wrong with you?"

"Defense Department"? What's a "Defense Department"? Does he mean the DEPARTMENT OF WAR?!

The kids are changing their story now that the parents are pulling into the driveway...

Dude saw late-'80s tv and thought "It Me!"

I'm thinking Donald Westlake.

They need to pretend.

They're never, ever going to be the cool kids.

The Vancouver #Canucks getting futures back for Garland is the right move.

Not a great return - a second and a third - but no money retained was essential.

Young guys have room to move up over the last twenty games. Let's see what happens tomorrow!

Sorry, is "stepping in" how this works?

There is NO reason for ICE to exist.

The US has a dozen law enforcement agencies, each with bigger budgets and less oversight than the last. Eliminating ICE will do nothing to reduce enforcement capabilities.

The Florida Panthers are going to win the draft lottery this year, aren't they?
#NHL

Vile fucker.

...and the protests continue to be there because of a promised drawdown that isn't happening.

An endless supply of ridiculous people.

That Long Island rumour included Myers, didn't it?

The Sharks would be grimly amusing. We can wave to our former players, now on a team ending it's rebuild, from a city whose owners refuse to.

Whatever lawyers agreed to carry this forward should be disbarred.

Speaking as a Canadian:

FUUUUUUCK OOOOFFFFF!

Comedian Martin Mull's "The History of White People in America"

I'll listen to Mull before I ever bother listening to Mullin regarding anything in America, thanks.

It's like they think the population of the US is thirty.

There are more than enough people to notice what you're doing, sorry to say.

All of it.