lmaooooo YEP. I will GIVE YOU MY GROWN UP JOB MONEY JUST LET ME.
last time we flew with the kids to Minnesota I flew American and he flew with the girls on Frontier 😂 I said I am NAWT doing that but if you want to then ✌🏼✌🏼✌🏼
They do! I’m convinced Americans computers are wack at the moment
They took me to Denver once to go to DC and I was like …….?????? WHY WEST
😂 if I was going with kids I definitely would but this is a fun trip and I ain’t about that life. I’d book two one ways from here to somewhere and then that place to MSP for quicker than 14 hours and cheaper than $400 SMH
AA is trying to tell me my only option to get from DFW to MSP is a 13h34m flight (9+ hour layover in Chicago) and I’m calling BS).
Ain’t no wayyyyyy they’re tryna make me fly Frontier.
My youngest is in the bath playing by herself and she just said, “Hop in. You’re coming with me!” “But I didn’t do anything wrong!!” “Yes you did, you were being cheeky!”
lol the bluey effect is amazing
is this because people are freaking out that the clocks accidentally glitched it’s fine everyone eventually they’ll figure out that we don’t have to keep doing this all the time
ok I trust you thanks for the help
Girls are freaking out bc ginger ran into the garage and is laying on the roof of the van and I’m over here like “yes, cat is doing cat” 😂
I just feel like if my young kids were always telling me “you’re always yelling at everybody every day for everything for no reason” that I would probably reevaluate my life instead of just….carrying on doing the same thing and letting all my relationships crumble before my eyes, but what do I know
I didn’t even realize it was daylight savings until I just saw someone talking about it LOL clocks automatically changing time changed so much.
I don’t yet know if it has impacted my children and whether they will go to sleep but I guess I’m about to find out 😂😂😂
smh something about that name
okay but why aren’t you giving Heathrow the credit it deserhahahahahahab
I was about to say…I looked up and down that prohibited list three times before going to the other side and going WHEW BUDDY
My, having just explained caffeine to my kid -
Her: “so does bacon have caffeine in it? Because I wake up when I smell bacon 🤤”
lolololol
At my kid’s cheer competition and having one of those days where I am just spontaneously just randomly having crying spells and having to stare up at bright lights to try to stop and wow I would like for myself to GET IT TOGETHER
but like……if you knew someone wanted something for actual sentimental reasons and you fought to get it because you wanted to make money off of it you are a trash human and I hope karma gives you every bit of what you deserve.
My mom was adopted but recently met her birth parents and I’m out here like NOW LET ME TAKE A LOOK AT THAT FAMILY TREE
20 pictures of people who reviewed bubble bath, all of them showing the actual bottle of bubble bath. In one of them you can slightly see the bubbles in the background if you squint hard enough and hold your phone to your eyeball like your parents do.
Now if I’m looking at reviewer photos of a bottle of kids’ bubble bath, do I want to see a picture of the bottle, or do I want to see THE BUBBLES???
Why even post a picture? The item listing shows me what that looks like. It could come in a plain white bottle idc I want to know ABOUT THE BUBBLES 🫧
And I don’t mean Lufkin like where that city boy @remmons13.bsky.social grew up
My pawpaw from east Texas would be rolling over in his grave at me calling this place a small town 😂😂😂😂😂
I just called where I live a “small town” and after I sent it, I realized that my house is within 5 minutes of a Walmart, a target, 3 Krogers, 2 Aldis, 3 McDonalds, 3 Chick-fil-as, has four high schools, and has a population of 50k so….maybe not such a small town 😂😂😂
…well what am I supposed to do if it’s another trusted adult who tells me not to tell you something and it’s not one of those surprise party or birthday present situations? I’m still supposed to tell you, right?”
Lord help me not to do a [fbsjfhrkp]
Sometimes you wonder if you’ve consistently had enough of the important conversations with your kids and then one of them out of the blue says, “mom…you know how you said I’ll never get in trouble and I should always tell you or a trusted adult if someone tells me not to tell you something?
😂😂😂😂😂
So basically it was Mexican lettuce wraps with a couple tortillas on the side.
it came with tortillas and also lettuce for lettuce wraps. Also cilantro and green onions. Typical fajita fixin’s 😂😂😂😂😂
If someone said they were making beef fajitas and they brought me ground beef with fajita seasoning………
I was told we were having “fajita chicken tacos” for dinner and got something that was absolutely not that. So I said, “Oh, we pivoted away from the fajita chicken?”
“No??? Oh sorry…I guess I meant fajita flavored ground chicken.”
There might be a world where those are the same, but not in Texas.
I am FUUUUUUUMING. H is already having a rough time in general right now and the VERYBLAST thing I need is someone at school saying shit like this. PERMISSION TO DISRESPECT GRANTED BB.
