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Col. Leslie "Hap" Hapablap

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Ex of Sports Argument Stadium. Penguins, Real Madrid, Riverhounds. Simpsons references and cat pics

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What's that tweet about "if you're online long enough you either turn into an insufferable scold or you can only laugh at stuff like hey it's ya boy tarantula dick"

07.03.2026 00:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 23:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@lazylazyjane.bsky.social again with the shell I am shaken

06.03.2026 21:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heh? Heh?

06.03.2026 19:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*Elwood Blues intensifies*

06.03.2026 17:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's my purse! I don't know you!

06.03.2026 17:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Toast the buns, French the fries

05.03.2026 15:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He looks like the truck from Dumb and Dumber

05.03.2026 00:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want to watch Team Taiwan tonight but I don't have much faith in the announcers knowing anything about them. I'd at least like to know which CPBL team they play for

04.03.2026 23:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
04.03.2026 20:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pitt could have such a funny one but it's just going to be UPMC isn't it

04.03.2026 19:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah but you ain't got the time to go to Cold Spring Harbor no more

04.03.2026 17:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Winner gets a lifetime supply of AriZona drink

04.03.2026 17:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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me, loudly, every 45 minutes:

04.03.2026 13:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 77 ๐Ÿ” 16 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Culver's needs to explain why they will go to Florida and Arizona but not western Pennsylvania

04.03.2026 01:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Billy Joel voice: TROUBLE IN THE SUEZ

03.03.2026 23:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly

03.03.2026 19:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Kentucky meat shower - Wikipedia

@notkerrence.bsky.social @nasboat.org happy meat shower day en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kentuck...

03.03.2026 17:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The hats all suck too

03.03.2026 16:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Was gonna say, no 3 on 3 or shootouts in the playoffs

03.03.2026 16:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We will accept "yinz" too

03.03.2026 16:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The only thing I watch on CBS is football and the amazing race. The rest of their lineup lol

03.03.2026 05:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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03.03.2026 04:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Leaf is made fun of roundly on Sports Card Nonsense for their wacko sticker autographs

03.03.2026 01:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐ŸŽถ Making my way to Normal Illinois ๐ŸŽถ

03.03.2026 01:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dino Radja

03.03.2026 01:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They do have dollar beer nights! The Steel Army sure does mount cans. They save the pull tabs for charity

02.03.2026 22:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Put Real Madrid in the bin next to Tottenham thank god Riverhounds season starts Saturday

02.03.2026 22:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's raining men? Yeah not no more it ain't

02.03.2026 19:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My neighbor in high school bought all the awesome rap cds and let me copy them onto cassettes

02.03.2026 18:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0