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How it feels when everyone says "Happy Monday!" on the morning Teams call

I think we are worse off in so many ways having Biden win in 2020 rather than Trump. Maybe he doesn’t cede the presidency easily come 2025 in this theoretical, but to your point, the gap between terms allowed so resentment to boil and the landscape to become overtly Nazi in a way it wasn’t in 2016

It's Sunday night on a 23-hour day here in the US, and my hot water tap in my bathroom decided to scald the utter shit out of me. I love renting!

Frankly, I found the BIG ARCH to be mid. I'd rather have a whopper, or a baconator, if I want an indulgent fast food burger. Save yourself the $9 or whatever

Delusional raving mad lunatic

The kids don’t say a post “went viral” — instead, it “blew up.” This shift is a key indicator of the horrific violence young people are exposed to, their normalization of it, and their subsequent adoption of violent language (i.e., "hits different", “the beat slaps”). In this essay I wi

They want total state collapse because they like what happened with Syria, and they want that on a grander scale (Iran is 5x bigger)

No one declares war anymore, I don’t believe it’s happened a single time post-WW2 (the US last did so in 1942)

So, officially speaking, they won’t call it war. Nevertheless, they love war and are grossly giddy about it, so it slips out in every humiliating and historically shameful presser

Neopets single handedly teaching thousands HTML. You never know what you have until it’s gone

I knew this day would come. I just took my vitamins, but accidentally took a melatonin as well. Just fished it out and downed it before I knew what was happening. It's the middle of the day. Oh well. I'll catch you guys after my nap

My upstairs neighbor is playing American Idiot at high volume

I do be standing

This is actually an insane deal

Mamdani is always smiling but he’s notably solemn when photographed with this president. It is easy to respect why, of course

The ruling class is desperate to subjugate and punish ordinary people. They’re just straight up asking Zohran to ban the right to assembly because of snowballs

Just about every streamer ends up with pathologic self-aggrandizing behavior, and especially in an era of metoo/woke backlash I guess why not push the envelope

Ever since Trump praised the Filet-O-Fish while speaking at the McDonald’s Impact Summit 2025, both Arby’s and Popeyes have dropped their own fish sandwiches. It’s like 2015 again but with fish instead of chicken

Discord age verification will still happen anyway, and that data will still be handed off to Palantir

How are we all doing on our New Years resolutions? I had two: 'eat more fiber' and 'use less toilet paper' -- I'm doing great with the first one but I'm really struggling with the second

I don't call it Twitter (though I have a habit of calling all microblog posts 'tweets'). Musk's addiction with 'X' as a namesake is helpful for us to compartmentalize the two, because they are distinctly different things. Frankly, for his goals, it would've been smarter to keep the old coat of paint

If you pierce through the noise of engagement farmers on X, there are three types of user. First is the United States government. Next are the Nazis, who the US gov solely seeks approval from. Last is the esteemed punditry, who call X "the town square" in their self-important asswipe thinkpieces

A frame from the hit television show Severance, Season 2 Episode 1. The character Milchick is standing by a projector screen, lookin like a freak with a big ol smile

me when my friends are over for movie night

Sorry, Canada. I wanted a little humiliation for us but it is true that evil never dies

Obama may be very charismatic, but not nearly as quotable. “Let me be clear” is about all I can recall from his own speaking style. Buffoonery is memorable, I guess, even in the case of Biden: “why why why why why” “we beat Medicare” etc

Haven't been to the ocean in years. I miss the smell of the sea and the sound of the waves

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GDQ TV is an always-on livestream featuring a collection of speedruns curated from our 15 year history

Tune in to catch highlights from past GDQ events and cast your vote to decide what runs play next!

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"This speedrunner beat Super Mario 64 with a guitar hero controller"

"This speedrunner best Dark Souls with just their toes"

Unimpressed. You know what I want to see them playing with? A smile.

sick

Poorly regulated prediction markets serve as wealth transfer to the privileged by way of insider trading and rigging. Extraction is the only function of these markets, which is why it is important for the common man (suckers) to buy in. Only the wealthy & privileged stand to benefit from it

New humiliation unlocked: the President of the United States is less accountable than literal British royalty