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Description: Dog butler. Beard-free since 1963. Fashion profile: Distressed Mod Location: Austin, Texas “Radicalized by common decency.”

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I’m 100% convinced we could have had President Clooney.

09.03.2026 16:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Clearly public opinion isn’t as malleable as we’d like in this case.

09.03.2026 14:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🏆

09.03.2026 14:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m old enough to have friends who are retired. I guarantee you not a single one of them is awake right now.

09.03.2026 13:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This isn’t the sort of “holy shit!” headline Ben Bradlee used to chomp at the bit for.

09.03.2026 13:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Washington Post headline: "A wartime presidency defined by Trump’s unique political style
President Trump is recasting the role of wartime leader in his image, breaking from generations of practice as he attacks his domestic enemies and revels in memes.
By Michael Birnbaum"

Washington Post headline: "A wartime presidency defined by Trump’s unique political style President Trump is recasting the role of wartime leader in his image, breaking from generations of practice as he attacks his domestic enemies and revels in memes. By Michael Birnbaum"

Katharine Graham just spinning in her fucking grave.

09.03.2026 13:23 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

This is the worst day of the year, every year.

09.03.2026 13:19 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When winter days are at their shortest, you’re either going to be driving to work in the dark, or driving home in the dark. Apparently this is an unpopular opinion, but I’d much prefer driving home in the dark. At least I’m awake then.

09.03.2026 13:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It doesn’t need to still be daylight at 9:00 pm in July.

09.03.2026 12:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Anyone who likes this is an idiot.

09.03.2026 12:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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It’s 7:48 and it’s still dark outside.

09.03.2026 12:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Anything to give the special boy a lift in his time(s) of need.

09.03.2026 12:28 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Except for the cheap rent.

09.03.2026 03:35 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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www.esquire.com/news-politic...

08.03.2026 16:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is worse than what got Dan Rather forced out. And they do this shit on a daily basis.

08.03.2026 16:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is worse than what got Dan Rather forced out. And they do this shit on a daily basis.

08.03.2026 16:16 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is worse than what got Dan Rather forced out. And they do this shit on a daily basis.

08.03.2026 16:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There are countless examples over the past few decades, but their biggest media personalities joyfully speaking and performing at past GOP conventions—key primetime slots, too—is beyond the pale.

08.03.2026 15:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hasn’t Pep started Marmoush, Haaland and Semenyo up front recently?

07.03.2026 22:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

38% of airline passengers vote to open plane door midflight because that bitch stewardess said not to

07.03.2026 13:46 👍 3402 🔁 411 💬 30 📌 27

DHS nominee Markwayne Mullin is one of the most active stock-traders in the Senate — and violated the STOCK Act against insider trading as recently as last August.

He currently holds stock in L3Harris, which has millions in contracts with ICE and FEMA.

The grift continues.

06.03.2026 19:45 👍 16337 🔁 7359 💬 527 📌 381

Her epitaph should read: “Here lies Kristi Noem. Killed a dog, but got fired anyway.”

05.03.2026 18:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve been very interested in leaving Austin and moving to that neighborhood for years now. Maybe someday…

05.03.2026 17:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Gen Z males twice as likely as baby boomers to believe wives should obey husbands Global survey shows young men and boys hold more traditional views about gender roles than older generations

It’s almost like people have their own fucked up udeas not entirely based on what cute little cultural demographic group they’ve been assigned to.

www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

05.03.2026 14:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Of course

05.03.2026 13:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
rosie flores - god may forgive you but i won't
rosie flores - god may forgive you but i won't YouTube video by tk99999

The fabulous Rosie Flores, with no fucks to give for fucking assholes:

youtu.be/qYV0SCWiW5s

05.03.2026 01:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It used to be about music. It’s been little more than a spring break drunk fest for the last 15 years.

04.03.2026 19:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This stupid fucking book ruined America and turned it into a nation of self-involved grifters.

04.03.2026 19:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They’re thin-skinned 7 year olds.

04.03.2026 19:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have that person blocked already. (Or vice versa.)

04.03.2026 19:07 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0