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At the end they try to sell you Luigi's Mansion for $70

New HHN idea: Scary Nintendo Employees chasing you down because you made Pokemon:Jack the Clown Edition and they're trying to serve you papers.

Universal when designing a new ride: "and then the car tips slightly forward as the screen in front shows riders plunging 200 fucking feet down below. No one is harmed."

Its so frustrating because its not like anything *new* [let alone good] has come out of Potter in almost a decade. Theyve completely used up their source material and its already showing with Battle at the Ministry

Welcome everyone. For every new member I will ensure Elon gets one hang nail

No they're not you just have the worldview of a 5 year old

Crazy that you can grab a pack of Newports and a bev feet away from the Forbidden Forest

Better to rip the band-aid off now 😭😭

20 Lashings for paying full price for Sonic Frontiers

Any guesses on what this may be? My guess is a trolls play area but I'd love to be proven wrong 👀👀

Replace the "aw" in Saw X with an "e".
Relax, Liberals, it's called "Hoffman Humor"

Blaze your Glory!

Ed Sheeran talking about "Bad Habits" as if the worst thing he's done wasn't stealing a balloon on Free Balloon Day

Singapore getting The Weeknd is so goddamn cool. Hope we see more of our houses get sent overseas and vice versa. Would love to do Japan's RE2 House.

Reddit, AITA for donating Wallbreakers to my clan mate when they specifically asked for dragons.

Currently developing an infinite sleep glitch so I dont have to stop playing Baldur's Gate 3

I refuse to believe Lil Tay is dead like what did they fall off of a swing set?

I downloaded twitter again just to see the joke what was it

Today's a really fuckin bad day for Hellblock Horror fans

Fuck Elon Musk