You cannot possibly get me to care about anything kamala harris has to say on march 7th 2026 unless it's "check it out yall, I'm storming the white house with a bazooka"
07.03.2026 19:02
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You cannot possibly get me to care about anything kamala harris has to say on march 7th 2026 unless it's "check it out yall, I'm storming the white house with a bazooka"
Tricolored baby goat with impossibly long ears
I'm going to need you to look at this face
They've already meme'd it (assuming this is the expression).
Imagine if we did the Panama Canal next...
How many times has this man been called a pendejo to his face?
GTG, nah, more like GBTS
BREAKING: The national average price of diesel has seen its largest single day price increase ever recorded- rising 22.3c/gal today, beating the previous largest daily rise of 22.2c/gal on 3/4/22, according to GasBuddy data. The average for diesel is up 71.4c/gal vs a week ago.
SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26
NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%
You'll never love anything the way Trump loves screwing farmers.
Good looking watch. Congratulations!
In my lifetime I've gone from a 2400 baud modem to 300Mbit fiber. It's been a wild ride.
Holy crap. Just upgraded the home fiber from 24Mbps to 300, and I feel like I'm on crack.
Kissinger nods in hell
"SHIT"
"FUCK"
"NO"
"FUCK"
"SHIT"
"FUCK"
Hegseth needs to stand trial after this as a war criminal. Between this attack and the girls' school, there's no ambiguity. He is responsible for mass murder and must be held accountable.
Sigh, rodeo fashion this year appears to include denim skorts.
Fucking Iconic. If you're dating or married to a Jennifer, you need to buy this.
Which fictional characters do you think were having the nastiest sex off-screen?
I would like to stop living through academically interesting times
Oil Prices (all prices) climbing. Employment plummeting, wages of the still employed, rising, slightly.
Trump is going to be one of the few ever to cause Stagflation.
To stay in Neutral?
Mr. SMG kicks the transmission to neutral / clutch in if you roll more than a few feet with the driver's door open and the car in gear.
Watched the original Gone In 60 Seconds tonight for the first time (travesty I know) and I am 100% convinced driving a 70s car at 10/10ths has got to make you feel more powerful than a god. This movie is unironically a cinematic masterpiece.
One thing you can say about Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber, they always have room in their mouth for both feet.
Irony rolls its eyes as it rolls over in its grave.
Tess can sort of be bribed into behaving for having her nails trimmed, but only very briefly.
It's "Real Genius," but I don't recognize the ship...
Today 19:34 I'm going to shotgun about half a dozen white claws and get on my waitstaff's level. Hmmmm. That feels like a bad plan. Perfect plan. Delivered
Texts with my wife.
Won't come back to fix it because it's 30 minutes to sundown and he observes the Sabbath.
Cue chef on the floor playing electrician while shouting at tradesperson on the phone because this is 💯 his fuckup that's about to leave me without a working oven on the line for the whole weekend.
Settling into a murderous simmer.
Vendor sends out of date product for 3rd time this week. Sales person has to remedy, but too late for service tonight.
Tradesman who fixed my broken oven actually broke it worse and broke the backup in the process of verifying it works.
Having a rather Murphytastic day. So many people to curse in the general direction of.
