Goddamnit, Wolfe

Just a touch

You know what, coming from someone who has never aged a day, I’ll take fuckin take it 😘

Selfie with me looking to the right as an 18 year old with a a full beard and fresh white hand tattoos.

A selfie at 33 in front of the ice lawn by the Oslo Botanical Garden

18 - 33 is wilddddd when you put them side by side

Only your ma calls me Muffgang

Me, in a dark outfit and red sneakers standing next to a stone wall by Heimdalsgata, throating yet another vegansk wrap. The background has bare trees and patches of snow and ice, in a very overcast winteresque day.

I think I’ve eaten half the falafel in Scandinavia at this point.

🥵🥵🥵

Don’t need me for a bit

Honestly nowhere near the first time someone has called me that
People just want to put things in me I guess?

I BEEN here

Yes I count as compact. I’m just under 300 lbs.

An elevator selfie in an all black outfit with my iPhone and a large drink in my paws. The space is very small and multiple signs are on the walls.

Just a compact person in a compact AF elevator

My throat should be foreign policy minister

Buy me a snack before you come for me bro

I can’t communicate how solid I am as a person, I was WARMT.

No I won’t put a fuckin jacket on

A selfie taken on a hilltop overlooking Oslo waterfront. The background features buildings, boats, and a clear blue sky. Snow and ice is visible on the ground.

I did nature.

Haaaaa, I should’ve known you’d want a dislike button for this

He’s five months old and this is his fourth country, he takes after me 😅

A shirtless selfie in a hotel bathroom with my travel buddy Big Man Blastoise on my shoulder. The walls are a light cream colour and a glass shower can be seen in the background.

No more musky huskies here

Dad has also brought the wrong travel adaptor for the third flight in a row….

A mirror selfie in sunglasses and a solid black outfit, the elevator is silver and mirrored, and two suitcases can be seen at my feet.

Dads back on tour

Yes it’s a threat of violence, yes I’ll happily go down with this ship.

Wild that I’m having to say it again

If you are a transphobic or racist queer, don’t follow me.
You’re a class traitor piece of shit, die slowly.

But also, die before I fucking get to you bub

Shit, he’s right, I am actually teddy bear shaped

Time to break out the pink dumbbells and treadmill

Always

(I’m dad in this)

A person with a big beard and glasses taking a selfie in a mirror, shirtless, wearing trackies. The background is a dark green wall and a dark-patterned bedspread. A Blastoise plushie is visible on the bedside table.

Dads going for a nap kiddo, keep it down

You heard I’m collecting exp in getting railed then?

Literally. There’s a good week in winter where I can wear a tshirt and not sweat completely through it

But you’d rawdog me out the back of Subway if I bought you a slice of lettuce kiddo