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Emma, probably

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Trans calligrapher // 30s // she/they DM for commissions. Signatures, documents and landmark gifts for trans people are always free. Please understand that I am very online but in a way where I understand none of the lore

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It's okay, I will simply imagine the oscillation instead and pretend it's real.

25.02.2026 15:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I immediately extrapolate from your display name that you will be doing the complete sequence in reverse now.

25.02.2026 11:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How exactly the bad things become good is a Mystery, it is our duty not to answer it but to have Faith.

23.02.2026 17:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm confused, there's a story I like, but it contains bad things?? Am I supposed to like the bad things?? I don't want to like bad things, but I don't want to stop liking the story, so maybe they're good things actually I guess?? Yeah that must be it.

23.02.2026 17:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018.
How did I do it?

Blacked out lines

CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP.
There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.

I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018. How did I do it? Blacked out lines CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP. There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.

This is blackout poetry to me

14.02.2026 14:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 23262 ๐Ÿ” 4794 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 222 ๐Ÿ“Œ 169

You think I'm wrong about countryside ecology? I'll have you know I've drawn over 100 Sonic the Hedgehog OCs. Bet you're feeling pretty silly now, huh?

03.02.2026 18:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Edited "wow, cool robot!" meme. A girl in a cat ear hoodie fires a shot from a gun that arcs gracefully over the head of a crudely drawn face.

The shot is labelled "Nichole is a huge bitch for no reason"

The face is saying "Wow!! Repression and toxic online communities with malicious incentive structures cause people to do horrible things!"

Edited "wow, cool robot!" meme. A girl in a cat ear hoodie fires a shot from a gun that arcs gracefully over the head of a crudely drawn face. The shot is labelled "Nichole is a huge bitch for no reason" The face is saying "Wow!! Repression and toxic online communities with malicious incentive structures cause people to do horrible things!"

ranked competitive breast growth (2025)

17.01.2026 16:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 365 ๐Ÿ” 52 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Understood ๐Ÿซก ๐Ÿซ‚

16.01.2026 15:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or more generally, any attempt of folding queerness into a single aesthetic.

16.01.2026 11:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 116 ๐Ÿ” 20 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I refuse. Your dreams will be made manifest.

16.01.2026 11:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was promised that I would get to see all the way to zmy, and then possibly onwards to whatever other writing system.

12.01.2026 13:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But I'm still owed the rest of the sequence!

12.01.2026 07:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Defeated by the power of how adorable you two are. Yet again. Curses.

07.01.2026 16:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah, you would have preferred to be awake so as to have a more direct hand in how things played out, hmm?

07.01.2026 12:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All I want from this victory is for the people to see the truth

07.01.2026 08:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Vindicated. Thank you for the opportunity to see justice done

07.01.2026 08:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sure, tails again.

07.01.2026 08:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Impossible! What are the odds of that? Incalculable. It must be Zoe's fault.

07.01.2026 08:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can't believe Zoe did this to me

07.01.2026 07:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿซ‚

06.01.2026 17:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tails

06.01.2026 17:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

New year, new me. And another new me. And I'm keeping the old me too. And you know what, fuck it, maybe secret fourth me, I don't know.

31.12.2025 23:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.

13.08.2025 06:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 22092 ๐Ÿ” 8415 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 465 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1177
Suzanne Moore: This must be the year Britain finally kills off trans ideology

Suzanne Moore: This must be the year Britain finally kills off trans ideology

As I said recently in The Guardian:

"Despite their hopes to the contrary, anti-trans campaigners have not won the hearts and minds they believed the Supreme Court would give them"

So they turn to this; desperate, fascistic calls for the destruction of those they hate (framed as ideas, not people).

30.12.2025 12:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 910 ๐Ÿ” 227 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23 ๐Ÿ“Œ 36
tweet from Mutt @feralhousepuppy 

hey so you've been calling me "bro", "man", and "dude" a lot and it's really invalidating to my masculinity cause those are all gender neutral things you call trans women:/

tweet from Mutt @feralhousepuppy hey so you've been calling me "bro", "man", and "dude" a lot and it's really invalidating to my masculinity cause those are all gender neutral things you call trans women:/

29.12.2025 21:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 818 ๐Ÿ” 273 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Franticly smashing the Invoke Support System ability but it's on cooldown so my character just keeps going "I can't use that right now!" in an increasingly frustrating upbeat tone.

28.12.2025 14:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My list of devices I need to make words happen in unusual ways will never stop growing

26.12.2025 20:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes. Even if Marilyn won't give them out, I will, that's cool as hell

26.12.2025 19:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Was gonna say, can I have double points for "cursive" please, given that it's *gothic* cursive?

26.12.2025 18:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

18. No AOL, no typewriter. Feel like that second one's only a matter of time, though...

26.12.2025 18:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0