So what do we think eliminated the humans in PokΓ©mon Pokopia? Perhaps it was Mewtwoally Assured Destruction? #pokemon #pokopia
So what do we think eliminated the humans in PokΓ©mon Pokopia? Perhaps it was Mewtwoally Assured Destruction? #pokemon #pokopia
I mean, Iβd be letting them down if I didnβt! Itβs βpiracy foreverβ, not βpiracy sometimesβ after all!
THIS JUST IN: Netflix have released a new range of merch for One Piece Season 2, including a pin that says βPIRACY FOREVERβ π€π΄ββ οΈ #OPLA
How did I do? #winterolympics2026 β·οΈπ
Speed Skating: thereβs a low hanging fruit here but Iβm going with βspeed dating but everyone is on skatesβ.
Snowboard: well itβs snowwood but itβll do in a pinchοΏΌ(sorry)
Ski Mountaineering: taking those same skis that were dropped and rearranging them into 1:1 models of famous mountains.οΏΌ
Ski Jumping: competitively hopping over a bunch of skis that the last athletes dropped carelessly on the ground.οΏΌ
Skeleton: athletes must force their bones to hatch from their bodies and play a round of tennis. Banned in most countries.οΏΌ
Short Track Speed Skating: ice skaters are launched from a canon onto an incredibly slippery pier. Good luck!οΏΌ
Nordic Combined: also known as the βSkΓ₯rsgard Singularityβ, every Nordic person combines into one, and crushes the Olympic village. Can only be done after closing ceremony.οΏΌ
Luge: I honestly have no fucking cluegeοΏΌ
Ice Hockey: from what I understand, itβs mostly gay sex. Good for them.οΏΌ
Freestyle Skiing: improvising the hottest bars while navigating the coldest slopes.οΏΌ
Figure Skating:
Curling: athletes must race to style a cheap synthetic wig into perfect curls without burning or breaking the hair.οΏΌ
Cross-Country Skiing: skiing, but ONLY in Switzerland.οΏΌ
Bobsleigh: one manβs quest to get leighβd.
Biathlon: everyone is bi and locked in a room. They must work together to escape without panicking, lest they trigger the monitors.οΏΌ
Alpine Skiing: skiing in lederhosen while balancing a stein in each hand.
What I (a pleb who rarely watches sport) think the Winter Olympic sports are, based on name only (a thread π§΅):οΏΌ
hey just checking in on the news this week and - oh! mm no thanks. Thatβs enough news.
My 1st piece for ScreenHub as a freelancer! Still obsessed with Heated Rivalry and looking for your next obsession? Curate your Letterboxd and Serializd lists with the top 10 LGBTQIA+ movies and shows coming out in 2026:
www.screenhub.com.au/news/feature...
#queer #cinema #lgbt #film #streaming
Estonia may not be world-renowned for its cinema, but with bangers like these, I think it should be (and yeah, I'm a little biased).
Here's four fantastic Estonian films to watch this summer, on HEIA:
eesti.org.au/2026/02/10/f... #estonia #cinema #film
Ah, the ovulation goop
Frankenstein movies are about men experiencing childbirth. Werewolf movies are about men experiencing periods. And Dracula movies are about men being lesbians. No I wonβt elaborate.
Insanely jealous
Two queer Elizabethan actors in competing troupes begin a secret sexual relationship in: Heated Ribaldry #HR #HeatedRivalry
Joel Schumacher talking to his production design team:
I need Hudson Williams and Connor Storrie to recreate these old (unintentionally homoerotic) Communist propaganda posters ASAP #HR #HeatedRivalry