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Silvi Vann-Wall

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Freelance film & TV critic, news writer, cultural commentator. Opinions my own. Also does musical theatre & improv comedy 🐸 They/Them. https://linktr.ee/silvireports

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So what do we think eliminated the humans in PokΓ©mon Pokopia? Perhaps it was Mewtwoally Assured Destruction? #pokemon #pokopia

07.03.2026 00:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, I’d be letting them down if I didn’t! It’s β€˜piracy forever’, not β€˜piracy sometimes’ after all!

06.03.2026 07:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

THIS JUST IN: Netflix have released a new range of merch for One Piece Season 2, including a pin that says β€˜PIRACY FOREVER’ πŸ€­πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ #OPLA

06.03.2026 06:54 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

How did I do? #winterolympics2026 β›·οΈπŸ‚

15.02.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man says hi i 'm maurice i 'm an executive by day and a wildman by night .. ALT: a man says hi i 'm maurice i 'm an executive by day and a wildman by night ..

Speed Skating: there’s a low hanging fruit here but I’m going with β€˜speed dating but everyone is on skates’.

15.02.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Snowboard: well it’s snowwood but it’ll do in a pinchοΏΌ(sorry)

15.02.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ski Mountaineering: taking those same skis that were dropped and rearranging them into 1:1 models of famous mountains.οΏΌ

15.02.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ski Jumping: competitively hopping over a bunch of skis that the last athletes dropped carelessly on the ground.οΏΌ

15.02.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Skeleton: athletes must force their bones to hatch from their bodies and play a round of tennis. Banned in most countries.οΏΌ

15.02.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman wearing a helmet is singing raspberries in a theatre . ALT: a woman wearing a helmet is singing raspberries in a theatre .

Short Track Speed Skating: ice skaters are launched from a canon onto an incredibly slippery pier. Good luck!οΏΌ

15.02.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Nordic Combined: also known as the β€˜SkΓ₯rsgard Singularity’, every Nordic person combines into one, and crushes the Olympic village. Can only be done after closing ceremony.οΏΌ

15.02.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Luge: I honestly have no fucking cluegeοΏΌ

15.02.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ice Hockey: from what I understand, it’s mostly gay sex. Good for them.οΏΌ

15.02.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Freestyle Skiing: improvising the hottest bars while navigating the coldest slopes.οΏΌ

15.02.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Figure Skating:

15.02.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Curling: athletes must race to style a cheap synthetic wig into perfect curls without burning or breaking the hair.οΏΌ

15.02.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Cross-Country Skiing: skiing, but ONLY in Switzerland.οΏΌ

15.02.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Bobsleigh: one man’s quest to get leigh’d.

15.02.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Biathlon: everyone is bi and locked in a room. They must work together to escape without panicking, lest they trigger the monitors.οΏΌ

15.02.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Alpine Skiing: skiing in lederhosen while balancing a stein in each hand.

15.02.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What I (a pleb who rarely watches sport) think the Winter Olympic sports are, based on name only (a thread 🧡):

15.02.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

hey just checking in on the news this week and - oh! mm no thanks. That’s enough news.

10.02.2026 09:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Top 10 LGBTQIA+ series and films to watch out for in 2026 | ScreenHub: Film, TV, Streaming and Games From the return of beloved series to new queer cinema, here are the standout LGBTQIA+ shows and films coming this year.

My 1st piece for ScreenHub as a freelancer! Still obsessed with Heated Rivalry and looking for your next obsession? Curate your Letterboxd and Serializd lists with the top 10 LGBTQIA+ movies and shows coming out in 2026:

www.screenhub.com.au/news/feature...

#queer #cinema #lgbt #film #streaming

10.02.2026 07:28 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Four Estonian films – and where to watch them in Australia this summer Four Estonian films. Four very different moods. Here’s where to watch them in Australia this summer.

Estonia may not be world-renowned for its cinema, but with bangers like these, I think it should be (and yeah, I'm a little biased).

Here's four fantastic Estonian films to watch this summer, on HEIA:

eesti.org.au/2026/02/10/f... #estonia #cinema #film

10.02.2026 07:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, the ovulation goop

04.02.2026 11:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Frankenstein movies are about men experiencing childbirth. Werewolf movies are about men experiencing periods. And Dracula movies are about men being lesbians. No I won’t elaborate.

04.02.2026 11:04 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Insanely jealous

01.02.2026 07:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Two queer Elizabethan actors in competing troupes begin a secret sexual relationship in: Heated Ribaldry #HR #HeatedRivalry

22.01.2026 09:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Joel Schumacher talking to his production design team:

22.01.2026 09:19 πŸ‘ 342 πŸ” 74 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
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I need Hudson Williams and Connor Storrie to recreate these old (unintentionally homoerotic) Communist propaganda posters ASAP #HR #HeatedRivalry

22.01.2026 06:23 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0