Imagine how crippled drunk the first Christmas carolers were
[belches] “cmon errbody. We’re goin on an adventure. Let’s go wake up the neighbors and do some singin. For Jesus.”
Going from Mack Brown to Bill Belichick is like replacing Mister Rogers with Rip Torn.
Brilliant
jimmygards.RyanLeafWillBeBetterThanPeytonManning
Hopefully a restful break is right in front of you! Give an F to anyone who uses a semicolon.
Next order of business for Bluesky: ditching the unsightly .bsky.social handle stuff.
Fondly,
A user who has been here five minutes.
Hangin in, brother. Trying to be a good husband, dad, employee, friend. Sometimes failing at all simultaneously! Was thinking of you the other day. How you been?
I’ll bring some McConaughey missives here, amigo
🎵 You're my blue sky, you're my sunny day. Lord, you know it makes me high when you turn your love my way, turn your love my way, yeah. 🎵
