being a carless american is awesome. financial harm caused by rising oil prices won't directly effect me, and secondary effects aren't something we are trained to think about. when the time comes i'll just blame the rising prices i do experience on supernatural causes. maybe goblins
This has terrifying implications for my new microbrew, Kid Beer
Kid Beer: Beer for Kids
Getting merced by a 1D fan because I keep calling Harry Styles "Ryan Stiles"
As I understand it (via imdb trivia baybee) Daryl Hannah was also a nightmare to work with and the combo of terrible personalities almost led to Carpenter quitting the film industry
The movie also fucking suuuuucks, so there's that
Pokemon Suck and Pokemon Fuck
I'm calling for a moratorium on hot honey for 3 or 4 years
STARTREK/MAKEIT.GIF
Saw a man in the wild wearing a Burzum shirt. Presumably on purpose.
Clown shit
get equipped with bite making
Someone cut my Return of the Mack play on the jukebox to play Allman Brothers and Wilco
White people should be stopped
Gonna put the Creeper up my
Oh Peter
On this week's show Joe talks with Trevor Reilly and Ben Murray of A Wilhelm Scream about their new album "Cheap Heat", the evolution of the music industry, Trevor Strnad, touring small towns, developing a villain character to write music, a healthy distrust of fans, and more.
They should be the biggest band on the planet and it chaps my ass that they aren't
Big get for KL tbh
Excuse me Knocked Loose did a song with Denzel Curry? Okayyyy
Fuck yeah
The reaping/sowing meme
Buying hella records and then moving:
honestly respect for the ad that’s just like “pokemon are cool.” they are cool
heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show
"Just one of the many talented athletes performing without an ACL" the Olympics are wild this year
"You know somebody named Arsenio Billingham?"
Noticing a distinct lack of Mario Bros representation in this opening ceremony
Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
It would be so epic bacon if he Did It
tweet by Casey Lawrence (@LeanandCuisine): "Was playing smash bros with my godson and his Dad tells him if he gets one stock off me then he doesn’t have to eat his vegetables. Slim I cooked him so bad he started crying, this is what I do this for. This is why I love the game. Gon head and eat them veggies son"
dudes rock
Bone Temple FUCKING ripped
John Dolmayan being like, "wait no what"
Bless ty 🙏
We're going to win because their side has no good art and they know it.
