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@tangleworm

A fly on a turd

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Rules of engagement are “stupid” according to the extremely intelligent and experienced self-described “secretary of war”.

06.03.2026 20:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh yes, very well done.
Bombing a school. Very fucking classy.

05.03.2026 21:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Listen, he’s a cunt, always has been. Like water has always been wet. Doesn’t matter what anyone has said, some things are incontrovertible.

02.03.2026 01:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Whayayaughta

02.03.2026 01:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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01.03.2026 16:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They’re responsible. They signed up.

28.02.2026 20:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cute red panda ya got there.
Does it do tricks?

24.02.2026 23:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We need, we need.

Yes there’s a need. So stop stating the need and, as a country, take some action.

24.02.2026 23:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Er, TWICE.
And the second time, everybody in the world knew exactly what he was.

24.02.2026 23:09 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

He will never, ever face justice. The US is morally bankrupt and it’s disgusting.

24.02.2026 23:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He’s not. He’ll never be “next”. He can do whatever he wants with utter impunity.

If there was any likelihood of that tumour of a man being brought to account IT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED ALREADY.

24.02.2026 23:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes BUT THEY WON’T

24.02.2026 23:03 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Nothing will happen to Trump or any of his people. The US justice system is utterly toothless and without any sort of moral compass.

24.02.2026 23:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes. Your president is a weird rapey gameshow host; chosen by the electorate. Twice.

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20.02.2026 01:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

With every passing day, your “god-given” (ie written down by men) right to bear arms looks more and more toothless and retarded.

20.02.2026 01:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cap is duly doffed

17.02.2026 23:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m blocking every member of homo sapiens that doesn’t express guilt and remorse for the extinction, at their hands, of all other species of human.
No excuse, now or ever.

14.02.2026 00:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What is that supposed to mean?

14.02.2026 00:06 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What’s even funnier is that the net result of MAGA activity is: the US becoming increasingly irrelevant on the global stage.

I mean sure, go ahead and be as great as you want - the greatest, even - but no one else cares. It’s arbitrary PR bullshit.

13.02.2026 23:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nothing will be done; nothing will happen.

The US has no functioning moral compass.

13.02.2026 15:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Trump revokes landmark ruling that greenhouse gases endanger public health The EPA overturns a key climate regulation that underpins US efforts to tackle climate change.

The world

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

12.02.2026 18:59 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ten years of this shit; bring on the loose blood clots ffs please god and squeezy jesus

12.02.2026 02:08 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Same goes for the bullshit president 😭👊

10.02.2026 02:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Stop pussyfooting around and sack everyone within three degrees of separation, like the UK.

09.02.2026 23:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is that why he looks so haggard / stained / pained?

I dunno, there’s a joke in there somewhere; you’re the comedian, you figure it out.

03.02.2026 00:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Aliens.

01.02.2026 03:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes all white people have famously folded like cheap suits throughout history. We can’t do anything right.
🙄

31.01.2026 16:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Glean > factory showroom 🤷‍♂️

30.01.2026 20:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I write my own and give printed copies to people I might spend time with.

Thinking about it, they’re not so much instructions as a series of demands.

29.01.2026 13:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I like to think Kirsty MacColl would have had a field day with these cunts as well.

29.01.2026 00:27 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0