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"Centipedes? In *my* vagine?" It's more likely than you think. .Λ³Β·Λ–βœΆπ“†©π“Ίπ“†ͺβœΆΛ–Β·Λ³.π“‹Όπ“Š 𓆣 π“Šπ“‹Όπ“Š ⁢⁢⁢𓃢⛧𓆙

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bitch what

08.03.2026 02:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

weird

08.03.2026 02:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a lifted gmc whatever the fuck truck adorned in a palestine vinyl wrap and flags and such. hello kitty. things of that nature

a lifted gmc whatever the fuck truck adorned in a palestine vinyl wrap and flags and such. hello kitty. things of that nature

while visiting a friend i witnessed this truck. the back read "REDNECKS SUPPORT PALESTINE" and the israel flag has a big red cancel with "FUCK ZIONISM" under it. incredible.

07.03.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 2374 πŸ” 396 πŸ’¬ 85 πŸ“Œ 36
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Starlink: low-earth orbit satellites could ruin radio astronomy Starlink: low-earth orbit satellites could ruin radio astronomy – Read the column on Polytechnique Insights

A million satellites in our sky. This will massively disrupt terrestrial-based astronomy. The current Starlink constellations are already causing problems.

Starlink: low-earth orbit satellites could ruin radio astronomy share.google/d2zKZ429uPmj...

06.03.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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07.03.2026 02:07 πŸ‘ 1777 πŸ” 635 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 8
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Police body cam footage shows DOGE knew Institute of Peace was private property during raid Footage obtained by The Handbasket’s lawsuit shows a hostile takeover on March 17, 2025.

SCOOP β€” Body camera footage obtained as a result of my lawsuit against the DC Metropolitan PD confirms DOGE and the Trump administration openly admitted they were entering private property when they raided the building on March 17, 2025. That didn't stop MPD from breaking down the doors.

My report:

06.03.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 8084 πŸ” 3009 πŸ’¬ 95 πŸ“Œ 113

why won't anyone ask him what he means by everything he says

this is incoherent and delusional. the things they think are problems are delusions

06.03.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

wow can't believe slurs would do that

06.03.2026 04:56 πŸ‘ 520 πŸ” 86 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i've seen neil hamburger twice live and tim and eric twice live! on cinema tour hits seattle next month :)

06.03.2026 05:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

145,000 children? what is she even talking about

05.03.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This delivery driver throws treats to all the dogs on his route to see if they can catch. Spoiler alert: some of them definitely cannot. Still 13/10 for all (TT: jezzyvi)

05.03.2026 20:20 πŸ‘ 6651 πŸ” 926 πŸ’¬ 116 πŸ“Œ 68

my new politics adjacent thing is getting really pissed off when people give a human name to a Rat

04.03.2026 07:04 πŸ‘ 3209 πŸ” 324 πŸ’¬ 72 πŸ“Œ 22
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Some People See Aliens While on DMT. Researchers Want to Find Out What They Can Teach Us A new psychedelic retreat calling itself a β€œSETI for the mind” aims to establish two-way communication with the nonhuman entities people encounter while tripping on DMT.

A new psychedelic retreat calling itself a β€œSETI for the mind” aims to establish two-way communication with the nonhuman entities people encounter while tripping on DMT. www.wired.com/story/some-p...

04.03.2026 11:32 πŸ‘ 76 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 6

When someone says β€žScientists do not want you to knowβ€œ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.

03.03.2026 12:10 πŸ‘ 9471 πŸ” 4118 πŸ’¬ 77 πŸ“Œ 164

remember benghazi

03.03.2026 03:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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One of the greatest, Bruce Campbell, announcing he has cancer. Our hearts are with you Bruce, Hail to the King.

03.03.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 6711 πŸ” 2125 πŸ’¬ 115 πŸ“Œ 565
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02.03.2026 10:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

too much meat with his ferments

01.03.2026 00:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Love it when our nation’s defense contractors all spend their Friday nights subtweeting each other about killing everyone in the world

28.02.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 5861 πŸ” 1079 πŸ’¬ 66 πŸ“Œ 32
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why are cats such goblins

28.02.2026 03:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean the US hockey team definitely did not meet the moment and people shouldn't give them a pass but I do think as a group they'd also have trouble spelling restaurant

27.02.2026 02:34 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

songs from 1998-2000

26.02.2026 02:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
Macro photo of a brown stink bug in face view on a leaf, guarding a tightly-clustered bunch of eggs that are shaped and colored exactly like a full tray of dark beer with foam on top.

Macro photo of a brown stink bug in face view on a leaf, guarding a tightly-clustered bunch of eggs that are shaped and colored exactly like a full tray of dark beer with foam on top.

Finally, the bug is back with a round of the Guinness.

25.02.2026 01:59 πŸ‘ 8324 πŸ” 1775 πŸ’¬ 93 πŸ“Œ 90

touts? just say lies

25.02.2026 07:08 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Fish-based pet food may expose cats and dogs to forever chemicals A survey of 100 commercial foods for dogs and cats revealed that PFAS chemicals appear in numerous brands and types, with fish-based products among those with the highest levels

A survey of 100 commercial foods for dogs and cats revealed that PFAS chemicals appear in numerous brands and types, with fish-based products among those with the highest levels

25.02.2026 04:33 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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goodnight

25.02.2026 04:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it should be illegal for trump to talk about beautiful young girls, so beautiful 🀒

25.02.2026 03:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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