The Original Afro-Asiatic Gunther

I was trying to be on you fr but things just fizzled out… I hope you’re doing ok tho

I miss you

You’ve never had a Rueben sandwich?

DAVE, THE DOPEFIEND, SHOOTING DOPE AND DONT KNOW THE MEANING OF WATER NOR SOAP

I you were raised by your grandparents, just say that. You don’t have to make stuff up lmaoo

Wym again??

Have you met them? 😂😂

Did I cook?

I remember them so vividly from my childhood bc they had a distinct smell but now that I’m thinking about it I don’t remember a time in my adult life where I’ve seen one.

I lowkey think they’re extinct

You’re so hot

There’s only so many ways you can make jungle juice lol

It really scuffs my timbs when yall put the noodles in the sauce because the noodles are then overcooked and you’ve now compromised the integrity of the sauce by introducing a bunch of residual starch and sugar to it… stop doing that

Muenster clears all of em

I cook my chicken thighs right out the pack…

We really on here playing with the gifs they send to 3rd world countries when that team loses the Super Bowl

I’m really tired of this government cheese ass gif engine

Let the record show I texted the defendant last and have yet to get a reply 🤷🏽‍♂️

They’re supposed to be on the same team lmaooo

I would never

People don’t even trip on me for being so open about it either. They go out of their way to find hours for me!

Idk, the way yall talk about liking niggas on here, some of yall would spontaneously combust juggling two boyfriends lol. That being said I think what really matters is the nature of the relationships. A lot of guys are perfectly fine being the side dude so long as that’s clear from jump. 🤷🏽‍♂️

I was about to trip on one of my students but instead I confirmed that he’s the baby in his house and I let him live lmaoo

Selena didn’t really do anything that crazy. Some yall acting like she licked the visible dirt off the bottom of his foot lmao… also they’re white, what’d you expect???

As a first born and an educator, I’ve found there is no more illuminating character trait in a person than their birth order and/or whether or not they have siblings.

This gets reinforced every time I get hours from a new person.

They stay putting the cards in that damn HOF game lmaooo

Way too many Jalens in the NBA

I don’t see how that’s even possible