Michael Spada

I reported them the moment I took the screenshot, goons like that can’t be on the loose! I’ve got your back, Jimmy!

@jimmypardo.com Great news, Mr. Pardo! You are now famous enough on TikTok that you’ve got people pretending to be you. I look forward to giving him my social security number.

I had to have my cat, the love of my wife’s and my life, put to rest last week. My dad goes in for his first radiation treatment for prostate cancer today. The country is incurably fucked. We will never retire or have healthcare in our old age. I really dig being alive on this planet known as Earth

It’s amazing just how many things sound like a cat throwing up when you have a cat that loves to throw up

Our very first run through Twin Peaks is the current weekend tradition in the Spada household, but god damn does it make the weeks that much slower. What a program. Envelop me in that town

My wife and I are on our very first run. We’ve enjoyed many a Lynch film but never took a trip to the Peaks. Seven episodes into season two and I never want it to end

Every time I try to find a good video game livestream on TikTok to watch while I work, it’s either an insufferable streamer playing a game I love, or one that’s cool as hell playing some nonsense. More charming leftist streamers playing Banjo-Kazooie pls

If he hadn’t been a documented piece of shit for ages part of me would hope for his Megalopolis face turn to become reality

Gherkins are ghood

God I’m so sick of “I can’t do another four years.” It’s not another four years. It’s forever. We are cooked. Shut it down.

My sister would pinch me with her toes growing up and it was devastating

I just bought a $600 sledgehammer. Is it effective immediately or do I have time?

These boys make ska like the world depends on it. And tbh, it does!

Every word the great AG Stern belts out feels like the most important thing in the world. What a band. What a song. Enormously hyped for this record!

My cat being perfect

My cat being a flawless angel

I hate a lot of things about working, but leaving my little dead bug behind is in the top three

Hell yeah. Let’s party gang

Woke is making army helicopters crash into passenger planes

Thinking of shaving down my fingers to near the bone so I can play barre chords like a human

If the rumors of the Sims rerelease are true then my Steam Deck will need to be surgically fused to my hands

@harrybadfinger.bsky.social asl

I can’t think of David Lynch and TikTok ending at the same time. I have to pick one and then switch to the other. Both at once is ROUGH

Now that I’ve finally watched Severance after it existing for nearly three years, I have entered my “smugly tell everyone they need to watch Severance as if I’ve been a fan since day one” era

If someone wasn’t alive for 9/11, are they even a person?

Watching TikTok this week feels like visiting a family member who is terminally ill and knows they don’t have much time and you try to have a laugh but it hurts too much

(No, I have not had a very hard life)

I don’t expect Triple H to be a Marxist but I would still love it if he did not go to events at Mar-a-Lago

Jonesing for Y3K

Sweet and sour kielbasa and meatballs with white rice, Mexican dip, an unconscionable amount of marijuana, all with the love of my life by my side, I am going into 2025 a high, gluttonous wife guy and I wouldn’t have it any other way

Man I really need to see Rap World

Moonflower is a perfect album to the point that I want to weep when I even think about it. Anyone who sleeps on FRS is a ghoul

2025 off to an A+ start