Baseball Is Killing Me
28.07.2025 16:56
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Baseball Is Killing Me
Music hits me so hard…makes me say “oh my lord!”
saw a store called “vacuum cleaner hospital”. their slogan should be “Makes everything better by making it suck more!”. i cant imagine they get much business
i dont like that song that goes “shut up and dance with me”. if that woman really is your destiny why are you telling her to shut up
midwives? why would you say that about your wife
your welcome
this happened on wheel of fortune tonight
now that im not in the music industry anymore i can finally say publicly that i think “hotel california” is a pretty good song. and that the eagles are actually good
A soldier standing at attention on an Uncrustable logo
Missed this truly American moment yesterday
just unfollowed someone because they posted that they left flowers on Jim Morrison’s grave site instead of a bag of dog poop lit on fire
Phillies memorialized the POOP scorebug
da new pope is from chicago! dats right baby big day for all da catlicks
the thin blue line but it’s for plumbers
The great David Thomas, also known here in Cleveland as Crocus Behemoth, has left us.
I've seen Ubu countless times. This is my favorite incarnation of the band, from the late 1980s, with the late JImmy Jones on guitar, Tony Maimonie on bass, and Allen Ravenstine making strange sounds on the synth.
Kenny G for millennial graphic designers
texting my girlfriend
dudes rock indeed
if i was in the MLB i would use this bat and easily bat .380 every year
I had a Crunch bar before I ever ate rice, so I thought that all rice tasted like that. The first major disappointment of my life.
just heard wxdu interrupt a peter brotzmann song right in the middle of it to run an ad for the new diary of a wimpy kid book
guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this
jack antonoff. ant jackin off. idk just spitballing here
all of this is actually good and i enjoyed it very much
had a great first day. spent like 3 hours in a crawlspace, ran a bunch of pipe, barely looked at my phone, got covered in spider webs
had to ask a plumber for help at home depot because i didnt know what "pipe dope" was (it's pipe sealant). then he pointed to the pipe insulation and said "plumbers call that donkey dick"
faze clan
experienced a rare gamer moment yesterday (played two consecutive games of counter strike 2 where everyone in the lobby was actually being normal)
MOONDOG!!
Really tired of stainless steel. I want the door of my fridge to be covered in stains, but thanks to modern technology I can’t do that
We needed this snow!
