worm

Iran is about to find out why our teachers all have side jobs [loses war]

The one where Bush is talking about seeing Arabic and claiming that they're "communicating in some swirly code"

Watch what people are saying is "cringe" and "embarrassing" and "not funny"

I saw a poll that said 11% of independents supported the war (It might have been boots on the ground. It was kind of unclear.)

Whatever the case, not good

LOOK AT ME

I TAKE UP OLIVE THE FRAME

it was from probably a week or two after the inauguration

good lord

alright. who trained the AI on ben garrison?

"Hey, who's inside that suit?"

"It's-a me."

do you think he gets really nervous around needle and pins with that balloon head of his?

Glinner in front of a crowd. It looks like someone photoshopped a bigger head over his real head. Like his head is inflating and about to pop.

don't let this happen to you

now we gotta do a sequel that says "we didn't stop the fire"

Stephen Miller: are you enjoying America's new Golden Age? Kanye: HEIL HITLER

Checking in on this

it's french. it's pronounced tater toe.

how about those names that sound like housing developments if you put "heights" after them. Like Brighton or something.

The "third eye" on an iguana. It kinda just looks like a lighter colored scale

They have a third eye that just senses light but can't really see detail. I think it has something to do with regulating sleep.

Quaternary? Pluribus coded.

And having a third eye. That's the coolest lizard attribute.

I'm into tasting the air with my Jacobson's organ

Very lizard coded post

don't tell him I just spelled his name with two Ls

I love emo phillips

A map showing the shift in the popularity of the words "soda", "pop", and "coke" from 1947 to 2024 Pop used to to dominate the entire midwest and northwest and coke the entire south, but "soda" is now dominating most of the US

we are winning the war against "pop" and "coke"

those first two sentences were going so well and then...

oh, I bet he was one of the one celebrating after the texas flood deaths

I was going to photoshop the lowly worm in all black with emo bangs and eyeliner and a lip ring, but then I decided that sounds like too much work

if we're going to do this right, can we at least bring back emo too?

cropped, this chart becomes amazing

"Tamagotchi mass graves" refers to the, often online,, commemorative graveyards and virtual spaces created by users in the late 1990s and early 2000s to mourn their deceased virtual pets . These digital, and sometimes physical, memorials served as a place to record the names, ages, and humorous or sad causes of death for thousands of pets that died due to neglect or the inability to pause the early devices.

Thank you for making that up for me, AI overview