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Heather Chapman

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Ex-journo, Jeopardy! loser, Kentucky Colonel, writer of many things. Comms consultant. Rural policy nerd. Neurodivergent af, queer af, tired af. Chaotic good.

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How mad is Minnesota? THIS mad. In last night’s statehouse special elections, the DFL candidate in 64A got 95% of the vote (a 12-pt gain) and in 74A she got nearly 98%, a 37-POINT GAIN.

These are both heavily Dem areas in St. Paul, but that’s wild. If the GOP isn’t flipping out, they should be.

29.01.2026 20:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh hey, it me. I am thrilled to report that however kind you think LeVar Burton is, multiply that by ten and you MIGHT be in the ballpark. He literally held both my hands and said he was proud of me. Top 10 memory for sure.

27.01.2026 04:03 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0

Wow, they really did reserve space for Rubio just to hype Trump.

03.01.2026 17:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Trump was 40 minutes late for his statement and he looks ROUGH. Gravelly voice, monotone, stopping constantly to take a breath or study the words. Sniffing constantly like they finally just had him snort a line of Adderall to get him juiced up enough for the stage.

03.01.2026 16:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Netflix series Stranger Things is a metaphor for childhood sexual abuse, in this essay I will

01.01.2026 01:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m preserving my blissful ignorance for a few more minutes before I start summarizing it for my rural-adjacent news roundup for my newsletter. Currently eating Haagen-Dazs and watching Scrooged instead.

18.12.2025 02:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Private Equity Finds a New Source of Profit: Volunteer Fire Departments

Private equity: What CAN'T they ruin for rural America, Part 3,519. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/14/u...

17.12.2025 03:37 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Highly recommend Death By Lightning on Netflix. It's about James Garfield's short presidency and assassination, but it's so timely: About how hard it is for a reformer to root out corruption, and illustrates why the civil service reforms Trump is torpedoing were so critical.

16.12.2025 01:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do I have to buy the report to see state-level stats?

09.12.2025 14:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Rural America relies on foreign doctors. Trump’s visa fee shuts them out. The Trump administration’s demand for companies to pay a $100,000 fee to hire an immigrant worker using an H-1B visa has created turmoil among rural health providers.

Yet another way this administration is hurting rural communities and jeopardizing rural healthcare. Sloppy and careless policy (if I’m being charitable about the motives).

09.12.2025 14:06 👍 10 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

Yeah, I use Duck Duck Go a lot and it’s kind of clunky.

09.12.2025 14:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wish some of the political cognoscenti would spend less time talking to each other here and more time with the rank and file in the comments on Reddit, Facebook and Threads (that last seems to be coming into its own as a supportive space for women).

09.12.2025 14:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My 21yo son said he and all his online gamer friends use Opera, of all things. Asked why and he said he was tired of Google tracking his every move plus six pages of sponsored results. Wonder if there’s a trend in play.

09.12.2025 14:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I love that! Is David is black and white, by chance? That seems appropriate.

02.12.2025 18:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That was such a lovely cover. I even bought it on iTunes.

02.12.2025 18:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Fun fact: the voice of Franklin the Turtle in the cartoons is Noah Reid, the guy who played Patrick in Schitt’s Creek. So not only is Hegseth disrespecting Franklin, he’s basically disrespecting David Rose’s husband, which I cannot abide.

02.12.2025 02:05 👍 18 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

I always pictured something thicker, like that pink ectoplasm from Ghostbusters.

27.11.2025 00:06 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wait is that from The Abyss? All those drowning scenes messed me tf up.

27.11.2025 00:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Dear GOD, this.

26.11.2025 23:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ha, well met, fellow former journalist and J! alum!

25.11.2025 18:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

SAME. I’m at 3-5-1 and hanging on the edge of the cliff for relegation to B Rundle.

23.11.2025 18:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

HEARD. I’m this close to getting relegated to B Rundle. And I still have no idea how that “historical Duchy of Schleswig” question had such a high get rate. Is there something I’m missing about that one?

23.11.2025 18:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This on top of learning there’s going to be a Project Hail Mary movie today. My cup runneth over.

19.11.2025 03:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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19.11.2025 03:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A photo of my husband sitting at our dining room table and holding up his birthday banjo with a smile.

A photo of my husband sitting at our dining room table and holding up his birthday banjo with a smile.

And that’s the story of how we kind of sort of basically scored my husband a birthday banjo off the Cornbread mafia. /🧵

18.11.2025 04:00 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Anyway, Jim brought the banjo with him on Saturday and it was definitely, probably worth getting mixed up with the Mt. Sterling Scarface just to see Dave’s face when he opened the box and saw the banjo. Even if the box was labeled “ABANEZ” because whatever Scott is, he is *really* not a music guy.

18.11.2025 04:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

When Jim went back to buy, Scott and a woman were throwing stuff into boxes and said they were liquidating the store. Unsure if this was banjo-related and Jim really did give off cop vibes (very unlikely). Either way Scott still made Jim pay full price for the banjo. So much for liquidation prices.

18.11.2025 04:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I told Jim not to go back and put himself at risk, that I’d find a banjo elsewhere, but he said he’d be fine because he doesn’t give off “cop” vibes. Which, way to tempt fate, Jimmy.

18.11.2025 04:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I texted Jim and asked what was going on and he texted back, “My dude had muscle on the door and a room full of guitars covered in dust. Not sure what kind of business he's running, but it ain't a music shop. The banjo, fwiw, seems legit.”

18.11.2025 04:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Hundreds of guns, drugs found in Central Kentucky pawn shop A Montgomery County pawn shop owner is facing several charges after a month-long investigation uncovered hundreds of stolen items including drugs and stolen firearms.

He did some googling when he got home and come to find out, the ATF raided the pawn shop in 2019 because it was BASICALLY A FRONT FOR DRUGS AND STOLEN GUNS. The guy we both talked to was the same guy from the article. www.wkyt.com/content/news...

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