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Imma illuminated xombie gurl in a parallel verse - with a quantum connection to a brain host in your verse - fighting for snarkiness, puns, and espresso for everyone! Get my book on Amazon "The Illumination of XombieG"! ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™€๏ธโค๏ธ

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On the one hand, that's kinda sweet, if it only ends up being a one time thing, non repeating... On the other hand, I am barely tolerant of 'intimacy stalkers', the only kind of 'stalker' I set VERY RIGID 'Do Not Cross' lines. All other 'stalkers' must die!

"Anyway, bye!" ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿคฃ

03.04.2025 21:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are you in love with PA? Or are you in love with the idea of being in love with PA? ๐Ÿฅน

23.03.2025 20:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Girls night out...

Her: {on her 5th rum and cola after her boyfriend breakup} "I think the scariest part of carrying triplets is being pregnant for 27 months!"

Me: That's math! CHEERS!

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31.01.2025 14:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't know, sour milk kinda represents!

31.01.2025 00:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me: {dragging myself in by my eyelids} I prevailed...

Him: ...it was just laundry...

Me: Sing my song.{gasp, coff!} Tell my story! I go to Valhalla to drink with the heroes til Ragnarok...

Him:...did you bleach the whites?

{our cat walks in}

Me: Look! The Valkyrie have arrived...!

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30.01.2025 00:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me: Is "pizza ra55ler" a vocation in your world?

Him: How did this come up?

Me: Girls work night, we talked about foods that make us think of 5EX there's gotta be a work title so "Pizza Ra55ler"?

Him:..for you, go with vocation.

Me: Even with pineapple?

CyboRog: Sure, even with pineapple.
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29.01.2025 23:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Supracausalfractalisticentropicchaosoceans...

"Marcy Pumpkins" is a COMPLETELY different cavidi in my world 'verse!

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29.01.2025 23:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gnaw, they haven't added the seltzer quite yet!

29.01.2025 23:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes. There isn't such a object as a "nothing" and only false objectification gives us "many somethings. There is just "The Every" or "The All". At least that's what they taught us in buddha school! โค๏ธ

28.11.2024 16:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sigh! Thank you, this makes me happy and think of hot chocolate! โค๏ธ

21.11.2024 10:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0