Arlo ☻

Turns out I don’t wanna die.

I just needed 60° weather and some sunshine 😌☀️

Who did you get 👀

A picture of lego Bumpy on top of a stack of books. The books are Your Knife, My Heart, My Back, Your Blade and Leave Me Behind all by K.M Moronova. There is also a stack of skulls to the side and an angry octopus in the bottom corner.

I have the Bumpy lego too!! She’s on my bookshelf!

Bumpy is my favorite, I love her so much.

She’s definitely hunting us just because we’re playing 🙂‍↕️

ILY2 ❤️❤️

You have absolutely nothing to apologize for my love.

Never apologize for doing what’s best for you. I’m glad you took the time you needed for yourself.

No matter what we’re all here for you, always ❤️

Also, what a sweet little baby, and I am sending you both all the love 🙂‍↕️🥰

Life is so much brighter with you in it 🙂‍↕️

LUNA!!! I HAVE MISSED YOU SO VERY MUCH!! I’m so glad you’re back😭😭❤️❤️

I had to clarify because I personally think scientifically accurate Dilophosaurus is more terrifying than the Jurassic Park ones.

a statue of a crocodile is looking out of a hole in the ground ALT: a statue of a crocodile is looking out of a hole in the ground

He just wants some peace

It’s a tyrannosaurid from the Late Cretaceous. It’s name means ‘reaper of death’.

It’s a pretty cool dinosaur.

August - Carnotaurus

September - scientifically accurate Dilophosaurus

October - Thanatotheristes

November - Allosaurus

December - Rudy from Ice Age

I’m still recovering, but here is the dinosaur hunting you based on the month you were born with no explanation.

January - Acrocanthosaurus

February - T. rex

March - Therizinosaurus

April - Giganotosaurus

May - Spinosaurus

June - Bumpy from Camp Cretaceous

July - Velociraptor

👇👇

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I missed yapping daily with everyone ❤️🫂

Thank you friend 🫂

A meme of an Opossum busting through a door with text that says “back by unpopular demand: me”

I’m still alive btw.

Just spent the last few days resting and recovering.

We’ll be back to our regular scheduled programming soon ❤️

a penguin holding a sign that says hot ALT: a penguin holding a sign that says hot

I AM ON MY KNEES FOR YOU

Got blood work done and I was really brave about it.

(I actually got really dizzy and cried)

They actually aren’t that packed tonight and have been pretty quick for the E.R

Apparently non existent 😭

Hey so, trips to the E.R fucking suck.

No same, I need them all 🤭🙂‍↕️

A close up photo of Leon Kennedy from Resident Evil.

MY MAN IS SO FINE

I’m glad we all agree that Leon Kennedy is the hottest man alive.

Take 3 just to be safe

It’s me. He married me.

And I’ll happily share with my wife 🙂‍↕️

My dad looks just like Abe Lincoln 😭

I desperately need to be his controversially young girlfriend 😩😮‍💨