Sophie Brauer

Floor time is good. I'm on my floor right now. Give floor time a try.

Maybe they can build an AI dentistry clinic

Moment of silence for Kristi Noem’s career

10 vice provosts and 10 vice presidents, to be precise 😊

They're also looking for "Academic strategy and budget" which is different from the existing "finance and operations" and "strategic initiatives" vice provosts as well as the 2 vice provosts in charge of undergrad and grad education

UMN has added two (2) new Vice Provost positions this year, bringing their total up to 10. All this in addition to 10 people with "Vice President" in their title. But hey, what's a 7% tuition hike among friends?

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My one eyed people eater landlord is still demanding rent, please advise

But as I stood side by side with protesters on the streets of Minneapolis and opposite dozens of armed Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents at the Whipple Federal Building after Renee Good's killing - and again after the killing of Alex Pretti - I couldn't help but question whether I made the right call last year.

ok carrie bradshaw

Where did she think it was happening???

This is so cool and also so horrifying that elementary schools need to use it

Keeping an eye on what may be a budding romance in the Signal chat 👀 good luck, kids

This lineup is bonkers

Their new version is somehow worse? They kept the same typo ("stiped") and repeated it 5 times in a 15 page document. This is what UMN is spending thousands of dollars on?

Teen Vogue has been writing about fascism, reproductive justice, and systemic racism for years. They're nothing to sniff at!

A BEAUTIFUL CANADIAN BRONZE MEDALLIST CURLING QUEEN

ICE Agent slipping on ice trap remix

Except if they're saying nice things about you, in which case it's because they pity you too much to tell the truth

A CANADIAN CURLING QUEEN WITH IMMACULATE EYELINER WHO IS IN THE PLAYOFFS

Tell us the cost and MinneapolisSky will fund it in minutes

RACHEL HOMAN IS NOT RELATED TO TOM SHE IS A GORGEOUS CANADIAN CURLING QUEEN

This week my happiness is more tied to Rachel Homan's success than my own

DOG AT THE OLYMPICS
FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS

Cunningham and Ritter: "Could we interest you in...neither?"

Pearll Warren Becka Thompson Eric Adams podcast when

Also, if someone is "doing something crazy that's not okay" and you need to be "protected" from them, isn't that what we already pay MPD to do (allegedly)? Whether they hail from the USA or the Odyssey

Levitcus 19:18 would like a word with you before we start attributing this to Minnesotans OR Jesus

I just had to "circle back" on some business that was raised on January 8th but got "lost in the shuffle" and by shuffle I mean multiple murders. Life is absurd

Oh no I accidentally posted a snarky comment in a focused signal chat instead of an off topic signal chat and got 🧹’d

I will never live this down