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Keepin' left, nappin' in the sand under palm trees Woke = Not a Dick You can find me here most days: 18.34° N, 64.75° W

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When you instinctively know what "it" is

07.03.2026 19:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Reminder - Low IQ malignant narcissists always surround themselves with minions less competent and, somehow, dumber than themselves

06.03.2026 16:47 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Creepy Ken Paxton Hints He Will Drop Out If Republicans Pass SAVE America Act Trump's endorsement of Cornyn won't force Paxton out of race.

He knows his base is full of poor, uneducated women with no passports
crooksandliars.com/2026/03/ken-...

06.03.2026 16:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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When you realize that's how it was pronounced the entire time

06.03.2026 16:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

BREAKING: Nancy Mace expected to make a full recovery after suffering self-inflicted career whiplash

06.03.2026 16:17 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should"

06.03.2026 15:42 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Imagine being hired for boasting about shooting your puppy in the face, and then being so bad at your job that you publicly blame your boss, and then getting fired by whatever THIS is

Side note: That ear sure looks pretty...ya know...un-shot

06.03.2026 15:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Daily Affirmations

06.03.2026 14:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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"I am cold and unforgiving; oftentimes, downright cruel"

- The Find Out

05.03.2026 16:13 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I'm 14 months gone

05.03.2026 15:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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MAGA should be a Schedule 1 narcotic

05.03.2026 15:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Oh, nothing, just a 70 year old cartoon

Totally not from current events

04.03.2026 15:12 👍 17 🔁 13 💬 1 📌 0

Aaaaaaaaand...saved!

03.03.2026 19:28 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

The asteroid can't come soon enough

03.03.2026 17:02 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

So I got it right...

The Department of War,
The Secretary of War, and
The fighters of War...

𝘼𝙍𝙀𝙉'𝙏 doing a war?

03.03.2026 16:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Can Pam talk about the files now, or nah?

03.03.2026 16:47 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Weak?

GenX here...the word you're looking for is "Pussies"

03.03.2026 15:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This Jan 6 cowering garden gnome?

No way

03.03.2026 15:41 👍 4 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
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In 1866, Hawaii legislature passed a law that resulted in the designation of Molokaʻi as the site for a leper colony, where patients who were seriously affected by leprosy could be quarantined, to prevent them from infecting others

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalaupa...

03.03.2026 15:16 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

If you think Pedolf cares about his autistic child, you don't know Pedolf

02.03.2026 19:44 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I would never stop laughing if Iran released the full unredacted Epstein files to the entire planet

02.03.2026 19:36 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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BREAKING: Russia out-Onions @theonion.com

02.03.2026 19:01 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1
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Today's installment of 'The Internet is Forever'

02.03.2026 18:49 👍 11 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 0
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We won't even know when he dies. They will 100% Weekend-at-Bernie's him for at least 6 months

02.03.2026 18:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oklahoma's MTG and bearded Oompa Loompa, MarkWayneBillyJoeJimBob, makes big boy sounds with his anus

02.03.2026 16:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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"Why won't those filthy Vikings give me a Peace Prize?!?"

- Pedolf Shitler

02.03.2026 16:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wink

02.03.2026 15:56 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Does Barron have genetic bone spurs?

Asking for the recently killed service members

01.03.2026 19:12 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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Oh, nothing, just Pedolf out there killing US military in an illegal war to distract you from all the pictures of 13-yr-old girls sitting in his lap

01.03.2026 19:06 👍 3 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
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When he dies, how will we know?

01.03.2026 17:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0