they call me... squirtcatcher... ๐ฆ๐๐
they call me... squirtcatcher... ๐ฆ๐๐
No longer a virgin ๐ฏ #MarriageRocks
they STILL HAVENT!!
pee
this joke was executed perfectly. its hard to make a joke about religion and not cross any lines. but you nailed it.
oh i giggled
oomf humping my leg :(
me n who
*ATE actually kms rn
just kicked a ball for a dog at work and didn't know it was icy and at shit. most humbling experience ๐ -Gray
lemnard
๐จ๐จ GRAY is using LENNARDS LIMB to GROPE ME ๐จ๐จ
gay?
hank makes poopies in the bed this just in
!! looking into it
hey babe, don't wanna shave? no problem! I'll just pluck out all your pubes one-by-one with my teeth ๐
oomf needs to change their smoke detector battery
he sure does have one dead ass ass
the deadest of ass
oh uh erm yes, yes, totally separate, like what I meant was helping him set up an account, yknow?
unless I wanna make a Lennard account for here...
well I was debating whether I wanted to make a hypothetical 2nd account an anarchist polls or a shared priv
guess the app decided for me
damn you can't do polls on here? what the frigma
becoming a health insurance ceo just so i can die at his hands
damn warm one today
idk probably jorking it
so does this app have an equivalent to the steak thread yet?