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Jake β­•οΈπŸ’€βš‘οΈ

@jak3nbak3

World’s Okayist Husband. Union thug. Motion Picture Studio Mechanic (IATSE Local 479) More music, more sports, less politics.

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Taking a social media break for a while and hopefully forever. If anyone cares and wants to meet up on phish tour this summer, my IG will be active for messaging purposes.

IG: manbeardude

Yall be good to each other.

18.05.2025 12:20 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What an absolute choke job from the Braves today

18.05.2025 02:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Braves bullpen is CHEEKS

18.05.2025 01:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You gotta specify when it comes to that place

18.05.2025 00:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Drake Baldwin vs Lucas Giolito

Home Run (5) πŸ’£

Exit velo: 112.3 mph
Launch angle: 28 deg
Projected distance: 416 ft

No doubt about that one πŸ”’
That's a dinger in all 30 MLB ballparks

ATL @ BOS
πŸ”Ί 3rd

Via @woulditdongagain.bsky.social

18.05.2025 00:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

She look thicc πŸ‘€

17.05.2025 19:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oof Sturgill Lawns were $65 last week. $105 today… does not pay to wait in this instance

17.05.2025 15:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI know these aren’t normal shin guards, they got a little metal in them, go find #10 and kick him in the shin will ya?”

17.05.2025 13:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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While everyone is up and talking (real) football…

Serie A (Italy) > EPL

Debate your couch

17.05.2025 13:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’d bet on my godsons soccer team if they’d let me

17.05.2025 13:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I keep forgetting your in the Columbus market haha, I’d have a hate/dislike relationship with the Crew if I was up there. Going from β€œsave the crew” one season, to winning the cup, to back to β€œsave the crew” is wild lmao

17.05.2025 13:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Also calling MLS a Ponzi scheme while every European league bends the knee to the UEFA mafia is kinda funny

17.05.2025 13:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Eh I agree league structure is whack, but the skill and play has gone through the roof the last decade. My team started in USL and won the league 2/3 years and was offered a franchise in MLS. Bout as close to a promotion you can get here πŸ˜‚

17.05.2025 13:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

MLS fucks, gotta support local soccer

17.05.2025 13:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No MLS?

17.05.2025 13:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
16.05.2025 21:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#WAM #wooksagainstmatinees

16.05.2025 01:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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16.05.2025 01:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Reds honored Pete Rose with the number 14

Reds honored Pete Rose with the number 14

Imagine, if you will, a 30-year-old man thinking a girl is 16, but instead she's 14. Then, when he found out she was 14, he responded, β€œIt was 55 years ago, babe.”

What would be the best way to honor this man who dated a 14-year-old?

15.05.2025 15:41 πŸ‘ 144 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 8

Saquon gonna be dropping that $CTE coin soon

15.05.2025 22:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

These are πŸ”₯

15.05.2025 20:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That tag smells custy

15.05.2025 20:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Worlds most expensive Qatari paper weight

15.05.2025 20:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely right, but it’s just funny to me a Canadian team hasn’t won it since the 90’s. Reminds me of England and the World Cup. I hope Edmonton makes the finals, it’s hard to root against young McJesus

15.05.2025 20:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I watched my wife eat those barnacles and I wanted to die. (Deathly allergic to shellfish)

15.05.2025 20:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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HOME TEAM

15.05.2025 16:50 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

Atlanta is the best

14.05.2025 17:35 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Operation keep Lord Stanley in the USA is going to planned

15.05.2025 01:28 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

After the last two seasons, I have no expectations πŸ˜‚

15.05.2025 01:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🎯 It’s such a fun culture. When the Benz is rocking, there’s no other place in the city that I’d rather be

15.05.2025 00:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0