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AEW Sickos LOVE Horsecock.

love me some deep ass lore 🤼‍♂️ #AEWDynamite

My favorite so far has been, "Whose cock? Horsecock!"

Also no Collision spoilers, but the crowd is showering Hangman with various Horsecock chants and he looks a mixture of horrified, proud, and bewildered. #AEWDynamite

If anyone is tuning into TNT for the first time and is confused by, "This is Horsecock," "Let's go Horsecock," or "We want Horsecock," I would say that this is an unusual night/crowd, but we're generally always like this sooooo #AEWDynamite

AEW Wrestler Megan Bayne

Megan Bayne is as mean as she is hot. And she's very hot. #AEWDynamite

Okay so Kenny lives in Orlando now, so he's now a Florida Man with the rest of us. #AEWDynamite

Whenever Horsecock isn't on screen, the crowd should be chanting "We want Horsecock" 👏👏👏👏👏 #AEWDynamite

"so, a group of wrestlers are about to enter. One might spit water and kick a trash can, don't take it personally." #AEWDynamite

#AEWDynamite in my city!

Thinking about this phenomenal weekend and need to sing the praises of @refaubrey.bsky.social. What she is contributing and building with @aewheels.bsky.social is the best thing in wrestling, period. She’s put so much goodness into the wrestling world, the ripples are incalculable. Love her forever

My BSky timeline losing their minds about HangSwerve

Someone is gonna look at Bluesky trends and wonder what the hell is going on lol

Oh if Hangman doesn't win I'm going to cry. But if he does win, it will be an ugly sob. At least I'm consistent?? #AEWWorldsEnd

mox gonna break the title and share it with the C2 besties like how cady shared the tiara in mean girls #AEWWorldsEnd 🤼

Forever and always my champion. #AEWWorldsEnd

Don Callis' hands don't match his head and I love that for him 🥰

#AEWWorldsEnd

shhhh don't ask

...what is going on down there??? #AEWWorldsEnd

My ADHD needs all of you to know that there is a half full balloon at the top of the arena. #AEWWorldsEnd

I was at the AEW Comedy Show last night, where they were a pair of contestants in a very loosely moderated Newlywed Game. It was...enlightening. Lots of talking about foreskin, and there were several drawings of anuses.

AND THEN THE TABLE TURNED OVER ON TOP OF HIM. #AEWWorldsEnd

I totally empathize with Stoke and why he keeps messing with Juice Robinson. I mean, that man get no hoes, EVER, and Juice has THE BEST ONE.

#AEWWorldsEnd

CALLIS. fuck it, you guys know who I'm taking about lol

The ultimate commentary team: Nigel, Bryan, Don Vallis. I'd throw Excalibur in there too since he's the best, but I don't want him to suffer. #AEWWorldsEnd

MAKE BRYAN AND NIGEL WEAR THE GET ALONG SWEATER AND DO COMMENTARY TOGETHER YOU COWARDS

Who's complaining about their dresses?! They're gorgeous.

Pyro will never NOT startle me, even when I expect it. Also these two need to settle their differences with a kiss. Just a friendly one, no one wants to ruin anyone's marriage. #AEWWorldsEnd

The “Eddie’s entrance speed is based on how much he hates you” theorem remains intact. He practically flew! #AEW

I absolutely love how Eddie Kingston always power walks to the ring, like this match is just another errand and he's late for Mass. #AEWWorldsEnd

Hi, welcome to my random burst of activity that happens when I go to an AEW show! I am currently eating the most delicious cornbread that has ever existed, if you are attending the PPV and partake in meat, I highly recommend I Smell Bacon, it's super close.