Little known fact about me, I am literally Jerry Stiller.
Little known fact about me, I am literally Jerry Stiller.
welcome to bluesky, here is your copy of the communist manifesto and a complete world baseball classic schedule for some reason
Had slightly more alcohol than this particular friend group is used to seeing me consume and they were all like "holy shit you're spicy tonight" like yeah that's the 1 (one) extra drink, and also the shrink restarted my anxiety meds so I'm kinda normal again π€
Remember how Joe Rogan was "just asking questions" about trans women and sports and didn't have a problem with trans people otherwise?
He's now a full on anti-trans genocidal fascist.
There is a reason you hold the line at sports.
Non-white lives donβt matter unless itβs for oneβs white savior complex
Please help me find the witch who cursed the Braves. I could use this witch to curseβ¦someone else! open.substack.com/pub/mollykni...
Goddam it, my @proton.me subscription just renewed for the year YESTERDAY. I can't keep changing my email like this, everyone I know is going to kill me lmao
Cricketβs revenge.
The game ends on a Braves challenge with the Blue Jays down by four and the bases loaded
Now that she is fired, Kristi Noem will have more time to spend with someone else's husband.
KYβs Rand Paul is only Republican voting to curb Trumpβs war powers as resolution is defeated in US Senate.
Hegseth vows "death and destruction" for Iran.
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Not gonna share the video of Republican US Senator Tim Sheehy breaking a protesting Marine's hand, but you can find it on @charlotteclymer.bsky.social's timeline.
I'll just say that in a functional country, Sheehy would be expelled by the Senate.
Democratic Senators should publicly push for that.
Too bad there's no opposition party that could relentlessly press the case against war.
Screenshot of an article from the athletic by Chad jennings. The image is of Jurickson Profar in a team Netherlands uniform. The title reads "Jurickson Profar's suspension left Team Netherlands scrambling mere minutes before game" The text reads "PORT CHARLOTTE - Tuesday's first pitch was less than an hour away, and Jurickson Profar was still in the Team Netherlands lineup, playing left field and batting leadoff, when news broke that the Curacao native had, yet again, tested positive for performance enhancing drugs."
Screenshot of an article by Chad Jennings in The Athletic. The text reads: "I heard of it 10 minutes before we started the game," manager Andruw Jones said. "On our side, it was disappointing because we were counting highly on him to be a part of this team for this tournament." Profar is expected to appeal his suspension, but because this is his second positive test, he's not allowed to play during the appeal process (first-time offenders remain active during appeal). The suspension extends to the WBC, making Profar ineligible for the tournament. "This is a grown-man business," Jones said. "He's not a kid, and everybody knows the rules. They know how many tests they're doing, what you can take and what you cannot take. So, after that, I can't tell you what he's done or not. I didn't get a chance to talk to him because he left right away."
Andruw saying "this is grown-man business" re: Profar is such a sick burn oh my god
Theyβll send you to kill and be killed but they do not give a single shit about you.
If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there
Coal miner turned automobile industry union guy, and milkman turned automobile industry union guy.
Banner day* for my mental health
*That means record breaking low, yeah?
Roses are red
Tulips are bright
lol at Dan Crenshaw losing
[looks into the other guy]
Ah,
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Can't believe I woke up still thinking about what a dumb asshole Jurickson Profar is
Emmanuel Damas in a patterned dress shirt and striped tie leaning against a metal railing on a sunny residential street with red brick rowhouses and flowering trees in the background.
Emmanuel Damas, 56, died in ICE custody on Monday.
Damas came to the U.S. from Haiti seeking asylum. After six months in ICE custodyβthe last four at CoreCivic's Florence Correctional Centerβhe died from complications from a tooth infection.
A tooth infection.
1/3
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Exactly. Lost in all historical rationalization arguments is the voice of contemporary opposition.
"Well, everyone owned slaves then."
"All southerners joined the confederacy."
"Everyone was a Nazi."
The existence of those who said NO indicates choice
and makes the perfidy that much worse
A minor league hockey team had a wiener dog race. Zero thoughts, just vibes and absolute chaos. A thing of beauty
Itβs actually FEWER MisΓ©rables
Please don't wish Tommy Pham on us π
I want somebody in that locker room tomorrow to say, point-blank: βThat bastard is not welcomed back in this room, on this team, in this organization. Heβs done with us. Nothing else to say.β