The Local Bard

I would like to relocate her.

Saber is in your head again…

You need to call your reps and demand that they OPPOSE:

-the KIDS Act
-KOSA
-the Screen Act
-Sammy's Law
-the App Store Accountability Act

And additionally, oppose:

-reforming/sunsetting Section 230
-online age verification/ID laws

www.congress.gov/members/find...

Paper minis of a gibbering mouther and tabaxi

Paper mini of the nuckelavee

Paper minis of a dragonborn and carrion crawler

Paper minis of slime cultists

If you like little guys, you should follow me.
I have so many little guys to show you

Being a kid during the 90s era when Nintendo, SEGA, and Sony were ruthlessly dunking on each other CONSTANTLY was so fun and actually hilarious.

Illustration of a dragon with a colorful crest on its head

Crested Dragon

If you HAVEN'T backed this wonderful comics anthology yet, I can't really do anything about that. God knows I don't have the agency I once did. Can't make you buy a really good comic book full of great, varied stories if you don't want to. Say you don't like fun, for example? What can I do then?

The second series of Mugenbine Musou figures has been revealed and just like the last one it contains 4 different figures and in 3 different color variants. There is also a combined mode you can make if you get all 4 which is a triceratops.

My other ride is a whatever the fuck this is. Pardon my language. That’s just how they talk about cybernetic clown shoes in the bible. Or Willy Wonka arrowheads. Grimace’s Jedi Starfighter?

I think it’s cool and solid. Zoooom!

Now I am short a centaur thing and some green squid. Maybe more?

Tooled Up

📷 Transformers MPG-17 Style Gen Optimus Prime

McDonald's released an official Uncle O'Grimacey plush doll. Naturally, I had to get one.

If any of these spark anyone's interests, let me know... I'm trying to sell them off.

Is that you, Saber?!

1482. Frog fashion for spring!

Worked for Taffy…

SmilodonnaVT - Twitch apex predator nyanderthal

Live with skyrim today! 🐯🍖

www.twitch.tv/smilodonnavt

youtube.com/@smilodonnavt

me: whered my lashes go i remember taking them off before bed this time

my lashes:

Love is a basic human right🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
Gender shouldn’t draw any lines.
Why does the world make something so natural feel so hard?
Let’s hold hands and shout it loud—love should be free for everyone.
love is love♡

With a name like "Crackpot", you might think this guy has a habit for coming up with crazy ideas... and you'd be right.

Crackpot - Rock Lords (1986)

#transformers
#rocklords

Mardi-Gras Cat Variant Spider-Man does a pose like a cat do.

His canon event is the Jellicle Ball.

Box art for Super Mario RPG on SNES

Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars is officially 30 years old today!

Hilarious how you thought this was a joke. I never joke about the 13 Primes, or their dumb names that I definitely remember.

One delivery later and here we have Optimus Prime’s dad, grading his son’s Truck Homework.

A painting of a bird beside the text "how did you fuck this up"

A SunnySideDOG COMIC !!! “Hide ‘N Seek”
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[ #furry #comic #webcomic #hidenseek #fursona ]

Sally ✌️

Jiulian, a female Jiangshi from the company Hemoxian.

Jiulian posed with large chainsaw blades attached to one arm while her other hand holds the handle of a spiked flail mid-swing

Alternate angle of the previous picture

Jiulian dancing past the viewer with her chainsaw blades and spiked flail

Had to dust Jiulian off to get some pictures of her! I'd like a Hsien-Ko/Lei-Lei from Darkstalkers figure, but this girl is close enough!

#Hemoxian #JS009Jiulian #Jiangshi #ModelKit #ToyPhotography

Strong women are awesome! 🫶🩵

That guy from that scream painting is ALLLLLLLLLLLLL up in your toilet and he DON’T look HAPPY.

I did this for you because it felt like one of those weird things that you’re into.