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Mormon folks can and do enjoy warfare and they’re still Mormon because warfare is inherently racist

FUUUCK PANIC BUY THE 90 DOLLAR IBERICO HAM FROM COSTCO NOW

a series of threaded replies: - my post: who up waning they gibbous - Papa Nurgle's favorite daughter's post: It's a waxing cresent tonight, JERRY - my post: who up waxing they crescent

i'm on bluesky for the scientific community

literally just this fucking tweet from 2011

Wait that roach I hired to represent me is a STYLIST???? I’m going to jail 😭😭😭

all previous endless wars have been based off lies with no official off ramp or plan i think the iran war under trump is more notable because they’re admitting theres no plan less than 2 days in

Neil armstrong was the first man who had to walk on the moon

i think i could do an Aw Come On Man "this is the last thing i needed today" kind of shrug that generates enough sympathy, while still not overshadowing my classically likeable Everyman appeal, to stave off a grizzly bear attack

A one-year-old tuxedo cat sitting neatly on a floor, looking at the camera with bright yellow eyes.

A five-year-old tuxedo cat sitting in the same pose, slightly bigger but with the same bright yellow eyes.

1 year old → 5 years old（Now）
He grew up… but he’s still just as cute

a black dog is sitting on a couch and looking at the camera with a surprised look on its face . ALT: a black dog is sitting on a couch and looking at the camera with a surprised look on its face .

watching someone get dogpiled for an opinion u agree with

My 3 day old daughter Ariana Venti just sat straight up in her crib, crossed her arms and said "Ruthkanda Forever, Tariffs Never" which is the kind of pop culture crossover I can appreciate

when i was 10 i was legit scared yokai watch would make Pokemon go out of business😭😭😭

i'm at the wingstop penthouse. i'm at the care.com daycare. i'm at the combination wingstop penthouse care.com daycare

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

When Tigray became a ‘Wild West’ of illegal gold mining, Canadian firms staked a claim A postwar gold rush in Ethiopia razed the landscape and sowed seeds for conflict. The Globe looks into Canadian-licensed sites at the heart of it, and their ties to Beijing

I don't know how I missed this incredible investigative reporting by @clairelwilmot.bsky.social and Ashenafi Endale, illicit mining in Tigray-->funding for another looming war, pollution, and, surprise surprise, foreign investment from Canada + China🧵

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iPhone just served me up this “remember when” video from a day when I must have been looking for a specific stock photo

We spent a recent Valentine’s Day in a romantic AirBnB - there was no TV and they had a book of love poems on the bed. Bf asked me what we should do with the rest of our night and I said, “I think we should shower, crawl into bed, and then pull up YouTube on your phone and type in UFO brazil real.”

i never like to provide a diagnosis without a proper exam but some of y'all are cuckoo bananas

Trump administration drops appeal of court order blocking $1.2-billion UCLA settlement The Trump administration dropped its appeal of a major higher education case in which a federal judge blocked its $1.2-billion settlement proposal to UCLA over alleged civil rights violations. It will...

This is a genuinely huge, sweeping victory today for the University of California—or rather, for us, its faculty, acting through our faculty associations, while the UC itself maintained a strict policy of deer-in-headlights silence.

The Trump admin has given up its appeal of a powerful injunction:

how are they gonna kidnap/hold the whole family hostage when their whole security staff turned on them.. like most of these guys are lazy af and do nothing all day do they think they can kidnap entire families alone??

why aren't there fall olympics. pumpkin throwing. leaf jump. postseason baseball

ive seen some of them talk about it, they either say theres no solid proof of him doing anything specific, or that was planted in by the democrats (???)

isnt that whole account a grift😭

The History Channel loves to be like “did Hitler store 10 billion dollars Nazi gold in this Pennsylvania house?” and answer that question as demonstrably “no of course not” and then make 18 seasons of “Pennsylvania Hitler House”

Fellas!

Valentines day is around the corner - are you looking for a last-minute idea that will make her swoon?

(Note the flared base; Safety first!)

Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking around a microscopic volvox algae colony. 🫧🐻🧪

danny's original tweet which reads, Today, students at my high school in Chicago held an Anti-ICE protest. I was the only one that decided to hold a sign that said ‘I Love ICE’. Instead of allowing me to express my opinion, I was assaulted — Just for standing up for law enforcement. What is happening to America? there is a 47 second video that sees multiple other kids talk smack to him and one of them just lays into him physically

a quote tweet that has transcription from the punch. the tweet reads:“You’re gonna punch me?” “Yeah” “Then you’re gonna in trouble for that” “Okay” Followed by this frame is one of the hardest things I’ve seen on the internet this week. the frame in question is the kid winding up for a punch. it looks exactly like the pepe punching meme

over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao

the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes