07.03.2026 06:33
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🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂
07.03.2026 06:33
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07.03.2026 05:01
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Each one of the highlights has a story exemplifying it - if you'd like to hear it, you can ask 😁
04.03.2026 03:36
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The "A+ in customer" made me laugh loud enough to startle my roommate 🤣
02.03.2026 13:17
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😍😍😍😍😍
01.03.2026 20:50
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😂😭😂
01.03.2026 00:36
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🥳🥳🥳 Keep an eye out in June, then 🥳🥳🥳
01.03.2026 00:08
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This made me laugh and sigh at once...
01.03.2026 00:05
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Is this where the line starts?
28.02.2026 21:48
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Well, it's much harder to find good love than a great top, but trying to find both compounds the (im)probabilities and (im)possibilities. Still, we hope and pray.
28.02.2026 16:49
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REAAAAAAAAALLY GOOOOOOD! Negative consequence: a bottom's heart truly is in his prostate, so I'm trying really hard not to freak the guy out with my enthusiasm and heart-eyes, but it's a struggle...
28.02.2026 15:59
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a woman is holding a red megaphone in front of her mouth
ALT: a woman is holding a red megaphone in front of her mouth
For the fourth time that I can remember, I came from getting fucked last night, with him jerking me after I started cumming only to get every last drop out. People need to know, so here I am shouting it from the rooftops.
28.02.2026 15:38
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😘😘😘😘😘
27.02.2026 20:54
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27.02.2026 20:10
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Awesome 😎 hope he's OK with that
27.02.2026 20:04
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😍😍😍😍😍
27.02.2026 19:12
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Found some old celebrities I found hot. The French guy has since lost weight which is a legitimate choice, but I definitely found him most attractive at the weight shown in this picture.
27.02.2026 19:07
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I think it's funny when some guys seem to WANT to be as dull as possible 🤣 like no one OWES me an interesting conversation, but I think they'd WANT me to find them interesting, especially in a flirting context...
27.02.2026 19:03
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Hugs, feeling you in this 🫂
27.02.2026 01:33
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Ope 😂
12.02.2026 14:29
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I am so down with this, I hope this becomes a standard feature by the time I need a new phone, or I might switch back to Samsung
26.02.2026 17:29
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So, watching the trailer of the new Minions movie (presumably) and this guy is literally front and center: yeah, you don't paint on that much detailed body hair so lovingly unless you're a deeply horny animator, I (don't) regret to inform you
26.02.2026 11:48
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I will admit to being excessive 😅 it's a habit of mine (or was) to go through a person's profile and look through the pictures, liking the ones I've seen along the way as a "bookmark" to know which I've seen before. I guess a streak of 10 likes or more makes people nervous 😅
25.02.2026 17:05
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Sooooo fucking hot...
25.02.2026 16:58
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Love @theplumpcoverofficial on YouTube, so legitimately funny and I love his style. Doesn't hurt that he's an automatic "yes" if he wanted to bang.
youtube.com/shorts/ZKMkC...
25.02.2026 13:53
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24.02.2026 13:45
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24.02.2026 00:13
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😂😂😂😂😂
23.02.2026 22:56
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Well, he was HAWT, so it sucks, but I'm going to redirect my focus on the people who do like me (back)
23.02.2026 22:32
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