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The special relationship is between the USA and Israel

Umm, news flash. The hasn’t been a “special relationship” since the before the days of Bush and Blair.

Entirely understandable that 1 in 6 of those polled would have said Trump deserved Nobel peace prize more than Gerry Adams, when you consider that the former leader of the provisional IRA hasn’t so far managed to stop eight and a half wars.

‘Liddle Marco’

Yeah, nice try, David, but you're fooling no one!

It's as plain as day that both of these columns are mere 'skits' by the ever brilliant @mrhenrymorris.substack.com

@alt-text.bsky.social

That every other panel member sat there looking meek & stoney-faced and didn't even attempt to interject and make argument with George tells you everything you need to know about how right @georgemonbiot.bsky.social is in everything he says here.

Every one of them knows he's bang on the money.

We apologise to people with screen readers: this is a flowchart aimed at answering the question "Which Greek Philosopher Are You?" First question is: "Do you prefer the indoors or outdoors?" If you choose "indoors", the next question is "Do you feel disdain for the common man?" If Yes, you're Plato. If No, you're Aristotle. If you reply "Outdoors", the follow-up is "Do you enjoy masturbating in public?" If yes, you're Diogenes. If no, the next question is, "Do you like crowds?" If yes, you're Socrates. If no, you are asked "Porch or garden?" If your reply is "Porch", you're Zeno; if it's "Garden", you're Epicurus.

Couldn't trace this back to a definitive creator, but: Epicurus all the way, bro

Great to see those 90s Hi-NRG ads making a comeback! Such fun!

Photo of WWE’s Shield faction

Special envoy for the shield

Question: How is it possible to have a grasp of English to an A-level standard if you’ve already thrown your dictionary away?

She flushed that #2 clean away.

A LinkedIn lad has hired a private jet to get out of Dubaishire to go to a meeting in war-torn London because, what's your excuse, povvo?

He responds to people asking why he didn't help anyone else stranded by offering them the empty seats on his plane, but he likes to put his feet up.

LinkedIn has still got the juice, gang.
It's bum juice, but it's juice nonetheless.

Rupert Lowe I’m not a ‘monster’ – I’m proud to lead the only party that puts Britons first

First rule of comms, don't repeat the ac.....oh you already have

‘If we can’t force you to leave our country, Mr. Yusuf, then we shall jolly well just have to “encourage you” to leave’

‘If we can’t force you to leave our country, Ms. Braverman, then we shall jolly well just have to “encourage you” to leave’

‘If we can’t force you to leave our country, Mr. Zahawi, then we shall jolly well just have to “encourage you” to leave’

Your daily reminder to never Nick Candy.

Especially from a baby.

Your daily reminder:

Just me?

That this *isn’t* Matt Goodwin entering Parliament should be the best thing about this picture.

But what’s actually the best thing is that it’s simply the most devine reminder that hope really is possible.

#HannahSpencer

“every single member”

Just 47.6% turnout in Gorton & Denton, despite all the publicity surrounding such a high profile by election. What makes over half of the electorate just hand over responsibility for selecting their MP to others? I bet they're the first to complain when there's a problem. I just don't understand it

Heartwarming all the same to know that a mere 1.9% of voters agreed with Kemi Badenoch’s assertion that “there was only one sensible candidate standing in Gorton and Denton, and it was Charlotte Cadden”.

Despite being continually accused of not integrating, Muslims have voted in numbers, and against a party with a Muslim Home Sec whose immigration policies and actions regarding Gaza they strongly opposed.Instead they found common value with a white British woman who spoke to them locally and beyond.