Denial: Movie night? Sure. It’s Friday. I’m worn out and ready to give up on this week, so that sounds perfect. I’m so glad we don’t have plans to DO something.
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While much of a successful teacher-parent conference hinges on you listening to what the teacher says and nodding sincerely, you could easily screw it up by opening your mouth.
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“Oh look, it’s time for bed. We had such a nice day. I’m tired. Aren’t you?”
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But what parents need are holidays that give more than they take, like these ten holidays that are not at all made up because they exist on the internet.
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Parent: We’re in a bit of a pickle. Since 1971, 18-year-olds have been considered legal adults. But now we know that the human brain isn’t fully developed until age 25. We need to find somewhere they can go until then.
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Disposing of your young child’s “art” requires a level head, strategy, and ruthless cunning. Otherwise, you’re going to be buried alive in drawings of people whose arms and legs both come right out of their heads.
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How will you ever know if your son or daughter is a musical prodigy if you don’t put an instrument in their hands?!
But what instrument should it be?
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These are the types of wisdom I'd like to have with my tea. creators.yahoo.com/lifestyle/st...
A serious parenting post for a change. creators.yahoo.com/lifestyle/st...
“My baby loves green beans the best!”
$3.59 — to reimburse you for the two servings of baby food green beans your baby threw in your hair and on the floor this week.
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This will help you decide. jenniferhaubrich.substack.com/p/should-you...
Do you need help scheduling your day? What we all need now is structure -- and more games! jenniferhaubrich.substack.com/p/the-new-yo...
Daylight Savings
“We’re sharing this information for your benefit. We’re also sharing it with your girlfriend, employer, and therapist because they all need it to settle a bet.” By @jenniferhaubrich.bsky.social
Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/im-your-smar...
In theory, we live in a world where our teens are always only one text away.
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2. If you rub the Diaper Genie at exactly 2 a.m. and make a wish, it will come true.
Only if your wish was to be up feeding a baby and changing a diaper at 2 a.m.
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If lately, you feel as if you don't laugh, you will only cry, I have a Substack for that. I'm doing it for both of us.
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Trust me, you haven't heard these before!
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It feels like a sleepless night
To wear spit-up-stained t-shirts..."
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Today's post on Humor in the Middle: jenniferhaubrich.substack.com/p/were-your-...
"From the Ethicist for Tired Parents: Research has shown that kids under the age of five can’t tell time or understand a mom’s need to disassociate while scrolling Instagram at night. So put them to bed whenever you need to."
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This is how companies should be treating their customers! open.substack.com/pub/jennifer...
I started a new humor publication on Substack. You (yes, you!) are invited to check it out.
It's about finding and enjoying the relatable and ridiculous humor found in the middle of it all -- your life and mine.
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Everyone else is complaining that January sucks because it's cold, everyone's broke or on a diet, and no one wants to go anywhere. Meanwhile, introverts are like," ... Is this heaven?"
That's a Mocha Brown Mousse coffee spot, I'll have you know. jenniferhaubrich.substack.com/p/2025-fashi...
“I have only one word: Terrifying. Should come with a warning. It’s going to haunt my nightmares for weeks.”
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My 16-year-old drove me to school today. I gave her a rating of 2 gray hairs. She agreed that was fair.
1. Would you rather wake up at 6 a.m. on the weekends to stand outside on a cold soccer field or inside an ice rink?
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