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IF I WERE GOD I WOULD ALSO START WITH LIGHT (Thirty West Publishing House) (Mr.) πŸ’πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

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The final day is WIZARD’S CHOICE! Stop by Thirty West table 724 and consult the book wizard:
Favorite color
Favorite season
Favorite time
And he shall hand-select 3 books or chapbooks for you. Today only! Help us make magic πŸ§™β€β™‚οΈ

07.03.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Brittany getting a DUI is a huge recession indicator

05.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every year I’m like β€œoh yeah I forgot about AWP”

05.03.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Does anyone in Canada want to give me or my husband a job. We’re really nice I swear

02.03.2026 20:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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First time shooting film manually

01.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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First time shooting film manually

01.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy belated Valentine’s Day

15.02.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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😎

13.02.2026 21:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

An interesting development; excited for what follows

26.01.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Stopped drinking a year ago and now my poems have plot

26.01.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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It finally snowed (a little)!

26.01.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI’m against gay marriage” and it’s just me and my husband watching House Hunters

16.01.2026 03:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So honored by this! Thank you for reading 🧑

07.01.2026 14:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, because to me it just is lol

24.12.2025 14:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Y’all the New Yorker solicited* me!!!

*to renew my subscription

19.11.2025 14:30 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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New ink 🧑

14.12.2025 14:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hope someone says this about mine one day 🧑

10.12.2025 14:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Girl, So Confusing featuring Lorde

09.12.2025 19:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m a Taurus but I did also just let my husband drive the entire 9 hours to Thanksgiving so yes

07.12.2025 22:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Gonna think about this forever

04.12.2025 02:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The machine

02.12.2025 15:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve had several friends submit this call!

01.12.2025 13:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Marriage is just sending my husband Tik Toks of baby farm animals and saying β€œwe’ll talk about it”

28.11.2025 19:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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25.11.2025 21:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know if you need to hear this, but every day of my life I’m so grateful I lived

25.11.2025 19:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When did you meet my brother?

25.11.2025 15:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait me too! I’d die if it was the same cruise lol

24.11.2025 20:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

2 Lulu Lemons

23.11.2025 22:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Imposter syndrome for me is no longer comparing myself to other writers, but writing about the Appalachian mountains 45 minutes away with a Lulu Lemon

23.11.2025 22:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t find the exact quote but

β€œhow many pomegranates have you written about as opposed to actually eating”

hit me like a train from Akbar’s β€œMartyr!”

23.11.2025 16:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0