Ghhhhhhh

Not a full moon but damn if she isn't hung

S e x t

My brain went to a lot of weird places during the second half lol

Is it normal for a vehicle with license plate scanners to obscure the plate? The guy got out and screamed at me for following him lol

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I think that it is supposed to be fine unless you grind it up and eat it

Oh yeah I found a big hunk of uranium glass too

Billy works at the tire store now
Tirelessly

Ok

(joke about burial at sea for the labooboo, farewell and all that 🫡 playing taps over its bloated corpse

Wanted to make a joke about how dinosaurs actually had cartilage and fat that made them look a lot different than we usually depict them but about buildings having flesh

No, you're right. I think some people interpret me as being too picky but that doesn't describe what I'm experiencing

fleshy axolotl toy full of bay water

I know I have an ugly face, am completely incapable of dressing in a way that anybody seems to be ok with, & have no impressive career to impress your folks. But there is a lot that I can offer to the right person that will be way more valuable than any of those things in the long term

Hard not to internalize criticisms launched by ex lovers (cringe all you want sickos). I do think it will be hard to find someone with mutual compatibility & interest in pursuing a relationship but it's ridiculous to assume that the ways i am an outlier won't greatly limit the options

They are finally applying the flesh to the building

My grandmother loves that place. I got the blackened rockfish taco appetizer as my meal and it was actually great

I was in Mathews? Michaels? In catonsville a while ago and they had a "catonsville cobb" on the menu and I immediately thought of you

At least we get to get around on tough balloons of air

Never mind. The tire is donezo. Rip

I am yet again waiting to have a flat repaired lol (#4 in two months if you are keeping track

The boat I lived on was a totally gutted blue water sailboat and people who knew the brand would be like, "that boat will keep going to the ends of the earth, with or without you." Like, yeah the boat might survive even if we do not, but it is a tough existence. Analogy for mothership US

Every time the soprano (flower dress) sings, I am totally transfixed. Her voice goes so high that it almost hurts my ears but it is incredible to regard a person as an instrument

My hair has been falling in my face a lot. I guess that's the part of growing out bangs that I inhabit. My music stand is low bc the conductor wants to see my face and I have mostly memorized my parts so it does not matter

Look at us

📣📣 yay

Ya I'm just playing in the verdi but the english horn solo is fun for me because I get to play alongside a great singer

Yeah that could absolutely be it, especially with a big change in pressure