Franklinstein

BIG BOOTY BITCH BIG BOOTY BITCH

unfortunately it's a universe where everyone owns a fedora

Eventually he will learn. I think. Wait no his dumbass won't.

begin the rebathification

look at the playboy with the big brain

Bet you didn't see this one coming white boy

I'm gonna be saying edinburgh to myself for the rest of the day

if anything I feel safe

I fuck therefore I am, checkmate liberals

(to the tune of Bob the Builder) Sexy Grandpa

The Olympic shotput but it's how far we can throw Timmy chams

The Druig fandom is dying. Repost if you say YES to Druig.

Making plans to get matching Bosch (as played by Titus Welliver) tattoos with my bestie.

yeah and im not gonna put in the work to get any better

in rob thomas (feat Carlos Santana) we trust

Rob Thomas save us.

you bring up a solid point

not in my case, but it could in others

It's because you know he smokes weed

congrats homie

Guilty as charged.

im not too proud to say i saw this one in theaters

he does look like a real stand-up guy

yall know my ass an environmentalist so I don't carry cards, period.

pulling up to the function with 25/35 mpg and people are asking for my card and shit

A Subaru forester, white, in a parking lot

It's called stunting

I thought this was a bit until I fact checked:

✅ true

it. looks. so. bad.

Million dollar idea: snapbacks for big ass heads