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Tess

@itstessinadress

Australia's tallest woman and Bruce Spence's illegitimate daughter. Renowned Inner West cryptid. Creative Australia awarded director, animator, and producer. Relapsed writer. On unceded Gadigal land. She/her πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈΒ πŸ³β€πŸŒˆ

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Me out loud: cuuute 😍
Me reading the post: ohhh!

07.03.2026 09:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Two men posing for a selfie outdoors. The younger man is in the foreground, wearing a white hoodie and looking at the camera. The older man is behind him, wearing a striped shirt and holding a metal pole. Buildings and temporary shelters are visible in the background.

Two men posing for a selfie outdoors. The younger man is in the foreground, wearing a white hoodie and looking at the camera. The older man is behind him, wearing a striped shirt and holding a metal pole. Buildings and temporary shelters are visible in the background.

A young man in a white hoodie, looking to the side, surrounded by tarps.

A young man in a white hoodie, looking to the side, surrounded by tarps.

Woman in a black hijab holding tent poles, with other people working on a tent in a refugee camp setting.

Woman in a black hijab holding tent poles, with other people working on a tent in a refugee camp setting.

Our tent is gone, and the cold is very harsh. We are now without shelter. My parents are sick, and we urgently need a tent. $265 is still needed to buy a tent to shelter us.
Please help us or share this post. 🀍
chuffed.org/project/azez

06.03.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 18

🎡 did you forget about me
mister dick like E.T.
I hate to bug you in the middle of dinner

07.03.2026 09:17 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You look radiant!!! 🌞✨️🀩

07.03.2026 08:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a stop motion gorilla known as the Yogorilla holding a corded landline telephone to his ear in a mid 90s Australian commercial for a product called YoGo

Screenshot of a stop motion gorilla known as the Yogorilla holding a corded landline telephone to his ear in a mid 90s Australian commercial for a product called YoGo

he just heard about the collapse of Yogoslavia

10.10.2025 12:43 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah!

07.03.2026 07:02 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

If they invent a cigarette that makes you thicc I am absolutely taking up smoking again

07.03.2026 06:26 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Immediately following an entire garlic bread with ~150g of peanut butter (and some apples) to tide me over until tonight's dinner: a whole bag of birds eye roast potatoes baked with half a bag of shredded cheese, because apparently you "can't gain weight from just black coffee and nicotine" πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„

07.03.2026 06:26 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of a beautiful caucasian woman with curly red hair wearing a black singlet top

Photo of a beautiful caucasian woman with curly red hair wearing a black singlet top

This bad girl right here (not in a kink way I mean I'm bad at being a girl. Where do you get eyeliner that doesn't sweat off. What am I supposed to do with this much hair. You can buy one bra two years ago and wear it forever, right? How much garlic bread is normal to eat, for a girl. etc)

07.03.2026 05:41 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of a plate of freshly cooked garlic bread

Photo of a plate of freshly cooked garlic bread

(Slaps own tummy) this bad girl can fit so many garlic breads inside her ☺️

07.03.2026 05:25 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It turned up in a non-trans discord I'm in (turns out they make those!) and I kept my mouth fucking shut

07.03.2026 05:13 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I read Tess of the D'Urbervilles and felt seen. You know. Normal teenage boy things.

07.03.2026 05:05 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"But don't you have the PBS?"
Being able to pay $7.20 for a box of tablets means sweet fuck and all if the appointment to get the prescription is $400 AFTER concessions.
I get $900 a fortnight. $400 is an entire two weeks worth of consumables.

07.03.2026 04:45 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Remember that the first Mad Max was set in a society that still had train timetables, law courts, payrolls, vacations, B&B's, and, presumably, rego. Everything after, aka the bits you remember, is extrapolated from if the oil crisis of the time just never ended πŸ™‚

07.03.2026 04:52 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

boosting now so that later, when it turns out George Miller was right, Phonakins can still make supply and medicine runs (and for now, foodbank and hospital trips)

07.03.2026 04:52 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my god they deleted the post about bringing back Josh Wheaton's Firefox

07.03.2026 04:22 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Please share, follow, and support this lovely local business woman as she sets up her new practice in the Seattle area!

(Despite the sassy name, she sees cis clients too, but always wants to show up for the community. πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ)

Available for face, body, and GCS prep!

06.03.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Vascular Embolism, for the way he's gone straight to my heart πŸ₯Ή (Vascule for short)

07.03.2026 00:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Trans people are being displaced and the AIDS crisis is well within living memory but liberal Zionists want you to think that the West is an eternal paragon of safety for queer people while the scary nasty Arabs are the only people on earth who hate us

06.03.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

FREE HIM!

06.03.2026 23:19 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Tess is a delight, and dealing with some financial difficulty! You know what to do!

06.03.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

hello darlings

today is my birthday, and for my birthday (if you feel inclined) I would like three things

- tell someone you love them sometime today

- donate to a mutual aid fund (or better yet, give money directly to trans people)

- preorder my boooook ‡️

06.03.2026 17:05 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1
Photo of a brick and concrete wall with graffiti in green that says "hi" and then further along, some graffiti in brown that says "yo was up bruh"

Photo of a brick and concrete wall with graffiti in green that says "hi" and then further along, some graffiti in brown that says "yo was up bruh"

06.03.2026 11:21 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

HIGH SPEED RAIL!!!

06.03.2026 10:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Fascists cannot create new art, they can only sell you tickets for an impossible journey to a past that can never be relived

06.03.2026 09:47 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜Their beneficial effect upon a people’: settlers, songbirds and civilisation in nineteenth-century Victoria Through the figure of journalist and philanthropist Edward Wilson (1813–1878), this article explores the settler-colonial dimensions of the mid-nineteenth century acclimatisation movement in Austra...

Super stoked to say my new article for Settler Colonial Studies has been published online! If you want to know the deep reasons why Australia is full of mynas, blackbirds, sparrows, starlings, spotted doves and other Eurasian birds, then look no further. www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10....

27.01.2025 21:58 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
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Sydney pubs where a glass of wine costs nineteen dollars:

04.03.2026 07:44 πŸ‘ 100 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

We all got that one friend whose new podcast is clearly a cry for help

05.03.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1

Sci fi has a famously narrow field of narrative potential, once you've tapped the wars/gate/trek markets there's very little to be done with the genre, but the thing about sci fi fans is they would genuinely rather have more Picard season 2 than something scary and unfamiliar, possibly even alien

06.03.2026 08:50 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What if we made new, original sci fi instead. Like, just a thought, from someone with a rave reviewed, award winning, original sci fi show you haven't seen yet because instead of backing original properties (the approach that GAVE US Firefly) studios will only greenlight stuff like Firefly reboots

06.03.2026 08:50 πŸ‘ 159 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0