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The idea that he’s just some dumb curious regular guy well into his 50s was always a very convenient act to avoid any criticism.

The White House wants an extra $50 billion to fund Trump’s illegal war.

That’s on top of the Pentagon’s $1T budget — which Trump is trying to boost to $1.5T.

Remember that over half of defense spending flows to private corporations and the Pentagon has failed eight financial audits in a row.

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The toadies in the room are insufferable.

War ain't what it used to be.
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Remember that Donald Trump, Jr. is involved with both Polymarket & Kalshi — and the Trumps’ social media company is launching its own prediction market.

Meanwhile, Trump’s regulators have announced they will fight any state that attempts to regulate prediction markets.

Always follow the money.

A new front in The War of Protein ...
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Question for evangelical Trump voters: Who would Jesus bomb?

Right on, Sarah!!

ICE surge in western Wisconsin echoes trauma, intimidation of Twin Cities Volunteers have raised money to pay rent, coordinated rides to school for children and donated groceries and household supplies.

Community defense is different here. Scary. Lonely. There's (some) safety in numbers, and they're hard to come by in our red exurban and rural communities.

We're standing up anyway.

So, today's front page print headline seemed quite fitting:
Emotion, defiance as ICE roams western WI

FUCK ICE.

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

Send their kids for a change.

this is what they said it would be like under socialism

Did Trump just brag about "seriously damaging" the fishing industry around South America with his boat bombings?

Trump: For the sake of time I'm just gonna read a list of names and say either "murdered" or "raped" #SOTU

Little Marco ... a great little toady.

Man who pardoned 1,600 insurrectionists on his first day back in office says "we must totally reject political violence of any kind."

Mike Johnson's smug, smarmy smiling through all the lies ...

Republican audience cheering for the purple heart, the same medal they mocked John Kerry for in 2004.

really remarkable how trump seems to relish sharing this lurid stories about the terrible pain people have experienced, and he does it exclusively to score some partisan points

Rep. Ilhan Omar shouts repeatedly at Trump: "You have killed Americans!"

My friend @stevesack.bsky.social sent me a pre-release copy of Trump’s SOTU speech

Uh-oh, Trump venturing into talking percentages again ...

Just a reminder that it is valid to be both against political violence and also recognize Charlie Kirk was a person with horrible views, certainly undeserving of the adulation MAGA Kool-Aid-drinkers shower on him.

Somebody with the right idea: say the shitbag is a racist, get tossed for not disbelieving the evidence of your eyes and ears, have the rest of your evening free.

After pointing at Democrats and saying they are "crazy," Trump says, "We’re lucky we have a country, with people like this. Democrats are destroying our country, but we stopped it, just in the nick of time."
Just insanely destructive. Indefensible — but Republicans stood and clapped.