Ride yer bike

Andy Borowitz (@borowitzreport) When this shitshow is over, all the assets of the Trump family should be seized to pay for the reconstruction of the USA.

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Denver Moved To Arrest Trump’s Federal Agents. Courts Ordered $175 Billion Returned. 24 States Sued The Regime. Big Tech Blocked. The Resistance Won The regime had a very bad week. We made sure of it.

the resistance is grinding maga down
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Benjamin Netanyahu and Vladimir Putin.

Maybe maga is the best thing that could happen to the democratic party

Does this mean Lewandowski will now have to bang Mullin?

Morning thought: Put everyone in the Trump administration in one of their detention centers.

The difference between patriotism and nationalism is that the patriot is proud of his country for what it does, and the nationalist is proud of his country no matter what it does; the first attitude creates a feeling of responsibility, but the second a feeling of blind arrogance that leads to war. Sydney J. Harris

It’s Saturday 🩵

We are currently being governed by #WhiteNationalist and why we are at war……because of their blind arrogance 💀

A big FU to those who voted for this….

#SheShed

Maga is a child killing death cult

a blue and yellow heart with the words we stand with ukraine written on it ALT: a blue and yellow heart with the words we stand with ukraine written on it

Day 1473 of Russia’s war against Ukraine 🇺🇦
We all stand with Ukraine

⚪️ Not AI 🪄 Just pure JOY ☃️

So Maga mom's, are you happy to send your kids off to cover for a pedophile?

Thanks Audrey

fake news, fake water, according to the oligarchs

funnel cake trademark infringment

GITMO!

Sen. Whitehouse to uncover connections between Trump, Russia, and Epstein. YouTube video by Senator Sheldon Whitehouse

@whitehouse.senate.gov did a VERY long speech of Trump and Epstein's ties w/Russia yesterday.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylvT...

5 Calls Spend 5 minutes. Make 5 calls. Make your voice heard.

I just called my reps with @5calls.org, you should too: 5calls.org
just do it!

I Have the 4th FBI Interview Implicating Trump! Thanks to a wonderful, intrepid follower, Kassandra, I now have the fourth interview regarding the victim's statements to the FBI about Trump. To be clear, this is actually the *1st* interview in the ...

its the epstein files stupid!
open.substack.com/pub/annepmit...

Reynolds calls Iowa soldier deaths 'devastating' but supports Iran war Gov. Kim Reynolds called the deaths of two Iowa soldiers in an Iranian strike in Kuwait "devastating" but said she supports U.S. action against Iran.

www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/p...

Hey friends,

this is a great organization
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take a moment and sign

Markwayne Mullin Now Romantically Linked to Corey Lewandowski “This isn’t what I signed up for," Mullin reportedly complained.

they make a nice couple
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Classic hr move

Making the tar sands oil profitable again, also giving Russia a boost

Gitmo!

Enjoying the golden age?

I don't see any atheists fighting in the middle east

Fuck off, Pete.

They need to ban the use of algebra

Release the epstein files