Matty

Watching Cube Zero

We’ll have a video up in the coming weeks

I made all of these pizzas today. I feel insane and also the mountain was incredible and i hate to say it but spicy oatmeal pizza forever

One time I said “you can make anything in a crock pot” and was challenged to make pizza. I did, it was Detroit style and it was awesome.

Today I pick up the peel once more to reclaim my fucked up pizza crown

Making obscene gestures at the Waymo scouting vehicles to ensure they recognize me as their natural predator

Watching Cube 2: Hypercube

I also love plainswalkers

I love playing creatures

I’m so sorry you didn’t get the bad Leona and off meta MF matchups you trained for

One down

Honestly wouldn’t be surprised if one of those apps does this, but I got some people I’d spend a couple hundred dollars on

They should make gift cards for therapy

Interviewer: You might be able to catch some. It's all completely virtual. It's very simple, but it's also an overlay of physically based information that now exists on top of the real world. Herzog: When two persons in search of a pokémon clash at the corner of Sunset and San Vicente is there violence? Is there murder? Interviewer: They do fight, virtually. Herzog: Physically, do they fight? Interviewer: No- Herzog: Do they bite each other's hands? Do they punch each other?

Happy 30th birthday to Pokémon. Without it, the greatest Werner Herzog quote of all time would not exist.

New starter Pokémon Gecqua, and I can’t remember if that’s how you spell it but I’m not checking

I feel good knowing that even the devs confuse treecko and froakie sometimes

New starter Pokémon Pombon who dares to ask so bravely “what if growlithe was a Pomeranian”

Ah yes, yassified growlithe

New starter Pokémon browt, who is suffering from a lack of originality

Oh cool, Torchickorita

Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix

Yes dude

Knuckle tattoos:

NPCBKBTH

NEVER PUNISHED

CAN'T BE KILLED

BOTTOM TEXT HERE

Retiring my current drag name “Bella LuGoatse” in favor of my new creation “Stevia Nicks”

People who tap resource cards 45 degrees I will fight you

Happy national malort day I’m sorry to all my friends I’ll be seeing later

Happy to report our sound mixer had never had it and was afraid and tasted it and goes “wait this is good!”

Another true believe converted

Just had malort on tap I will never die

Was great to meet you! Looking forward to trying some of these variants in the future!

Yeahhhh I feel you

Happiest of Birthdays to the Kangaroo Jack of my life, the Tomcat himself, guy with the Reddest Rocket I've ever seen, a Superman and someone I will always trust to Stand By Me, Mr. Jerry O'Connell

I have begun playing Caves of Qud, is this gonna drive me back to banging my head until the walks in Dwarf Fortress

I will check it out!