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Trust me. Wet Mario is VERY powerful.

who???

I'm kinda like if sperm grew up to be a man.

Bad video. I hope you get hit with one million trucks and ran over by 17 billion horses

as much gas as possible please. im so desperate i might have to use google instead of bing

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men burping videos

RETWEET!!!!!!!

I tried. It's really fucking green. It sucks. I don't see any anime loving babes. I see horse and cow and farm and grass and the saddest city in the world.

sometimes I have dreams where I'm a horse

WELP! Ltes just say I know where IM moving to!!!!!!!!

Yeah maybe lame if you like BABY games for little tiny toddler or perhaps even infantile children and the like. I'm a big boy. I play the big boy games like windwaker HD NO cartoons NO stupid animations and NO TRIFORCE QUEST!!!

They love me when I wallace

IS THIS REAL? Please be fake please be fake please be fake. Dude I'm so scared he's going to do an evil all over my face.

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Yeah. Well, I'm not very happy right now... I'm sure you can guess what happened. #vent #caishome #caishomeSUCKS

There should be a YouTube video about Nintendo games

Woke up from a horrible nightmare where I was divorced and screaming at little caesars support online. It felt so real like it actually happened.

That's funny, that also happened to me once. Who are you and how did you get on my tl??

I sometimes have nightmares about bob hoskins

I once tried to use letterboxd to review mario bros movie (only good movie) but it wouldn't let me and the site glitched out and got stuck and I couldn't use the computer it was just this fucking picture and it got burned into my screen and it wasn't even my computer I ruined a friendship over this.

how to get unbanned from the vtuber subreddit @bingsearchengine.bsky.social

Was thinking Epic Media Productions needed a mascot. So I started designing this character. What do you guys think?

I guess MARIO KART WII is 'problematic media' because the cars run on GAS and aren't oguhh weak little baby electric cars huh? Is there anything you liberals won't cry about? I hope Mario rips the ozone layer apart himself. OOH liberal what are you gonna say to that? Gonna cry???

I used to think I was canadian. Boy was I wrong!

A package just arrived at my door from a "Toby Fox". Who the fuck is that???

can i still be hired... i really wanna work at nintendo sad face :(

Bullies at school used to call me TheGoldenCapMan sometimes. Genuinely the meanest name anyone has ever made up. Who the fuck would want to be called TheGoldenCapMan?

Last time I watched a movie I got so angry at the lack of strong male representation that I punched a hole through my fridge. Seriously, right through the metal. It was very cold but it was worth it. An expression of who I am. A man. To any christian gamer girls are out there... I am masculine.

I miss him so much #valentinesday