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Paulie”Vito’s Hitman” pArODy

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I’m a little rusty, but it’ll come back to me. pArODy

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Someone the other day posted about gas prices going up, but said that they are still lower than when Biden was president. And then someone said “wait 3 months this’ll all be worth it.”
I can’t wait to see what happens in 3 months.

06.03.2026 21:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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We haven’t been “winning” like this in forty three years.

06.03.2026 20:09 👍 319 🔁 111 💬 28 📌 2
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HahahahahahhaaaaaaaahahahahhhaaAaaaaaaaaHahahaahahahahahahhahaaaaaHhhhhaaaaaaa!!! 😂

05.03.2026 19:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Trump has claimed he’s the “Acting” Supreme Leader.

01.03.2026 01:25 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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Gunther’s a tool.

01.03.2026 01:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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28.02.2026 18:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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But Kamala was going to send your boys off to another endless war.

28.02.2026 16:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Trump picks are all the smartest people.These dipshit MAGA’s did this to themselves. They did it to us too, which is why I’ll never forgive them.

27.02.2026 11:48 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Kash Patel has finally gotten a pair of glasses for his Walleye Vision problem.

23.02.2026 19:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I actually am in the process of writing a book. I would love to be able to ask a few questions about the editing process. If you have any time, please DM any time at all. I’d love to talk. Thank you.

19.02.2026 01:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Someone tell Bari about the Streisand effect

17.02.2026 16:39 👍 5265 🔁 1379 💬 232 📌 53
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17.02.2026 00:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A pedophile, a rapist, a criminal, and a psychopath walk into a bar. The bartender says “Hello Mr . President”

14.02.2026 23:11 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Ha

14.02.2026 13:03 👍 152 🔁 24 💬 1 📌 2

Holy shit

14.02.2026 22:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Lifetime love

14.02.2026 19:55 👍 111 🔁 13 💬 5 📌 1
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RFK Jr. to Cheryl Hines: “I left a few lines of coke for you on the toilet seat in the shape of a heart. Happy Valentine’s Day.”

14.02.2026 17:41 👍 3075 🔁 750 💬 402 📌 76
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When you lose the Babylon Bee… 😂

14.02.2026 17:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

MAGA’s are losing their minds over this. They can’t even comprehend being nice to people

14.02.2026 17:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Pretty funny coming from an immigrant.

13.02.2026 22:03 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This dude said red dye in food is bad for you.

13.02.2026 21:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Beautiful

13.02.2026 12:56 👍 457 🔁 88 💬 31 📌 3
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Damn!!!

11.02.2026 17:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who are you kidding dude? You’ll concede like you aways do. Retire.

11.02.2026 14:11 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Oof…those lyrics though

10.02.2026 23:47 👍 545 🔁 154 💬 38 📌 11

Its funny when the MAGA’s all made fun of libs and called us “Libtards”, snowflakes and, facts don’t care about your feelings, needing a safe space and blah blah blah. Who would have thought it was them the whole time? Bunch whiney little pedo’s.

11.02.2026 00:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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🥇🥇🥇

10.02.2026 13:06 👍 17399 🔁 3811 💬 1137 📌 709

Dipshit MAGA’s couldn’t handle a Hispanic halftime show, I don’t think they could ever understand symbolism.

09.02.2026 17:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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lol

09.02.2026 02:45 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

lol how people voted for this guy, multiple times I may add, is beyond comprehension. Absolute clown.

05.02.2026 18:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0