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The TJ's recall rate over the last year or so has been insane.

07.03.2026 06:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The funniest thing to me is that I just watched David Brooks make basically this same argument on PBS, and man the horseshoe of assholery is curved hard.

07.03.2026 02:36 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump gets angry at Fox News' Peter Doocy for asking about Russia helping Iran to kill Americans during his roundtable on college sports.

Trump: "What a stupid question that is to be asking at this time. We're talking about something else."

Priorities for the US Commander in Chief.

06.03.2026 23:04 πŸ‘ 1684 πŸ” 466 πŸ’¬ 151 πŸ“Œ 136
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Trader Joe’s Recalls 4 Frozen Food Products That May Contain Glass

Fried Rice - March 4 through Feb. 10, 2027
Vegetable Fried Rice - Feb. 28 through Nov. 19
Japanese Style Fried Rice - Feb. 28 through Nov. 14
Chicken Shu Mai - March 13 through Oct. 23

The previous recall, issued on Feb. 20, was for Chicken Fried Rice.

07.03.2026 02:31 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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DOJ releases Epstein files with accusations against Trump Over the course of four interviews in 2019, a woman told the FBI that Epstein and Trump sexually abused her in the 1980s.

β€œA DOJ source told the Miami Herald that agents found her to be credibleβ€”and that they would not have interviewed her four times if they thought she was lying.”

@jkbjournalist.bsky.social bringing it home
www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...

07.03.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 3712 πŸ” 1559 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 67

He thinks everyone else are NPCs in his own little war porn cosplay.

07.03.2026 02:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm beginning to suspect that surrounding the mentally declining narcissist with sycophantic grifters and ideologues might not have been a great idea.

07.03.2026 01:11 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Leslie Jones Fixes Male Loneliness One Toxic Podcast and Toy Girlfriend at a Time | The Daily Show
Leslie Jones Fixes Male Loneliness One Toxic Podcast and Toy Girlfriend at a Time | The Daily Show YouTube video by The Daily Show

You see this? www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfFa...

07.03.2026 00:17 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
Culver City Parking Signs Topped 15 Feet
Culver City Parking Signs Topped 15 Feet YouTube video by CBS LA

Reminds me of this - youtu.be/80ghCMwlNn8?...

07.03.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Veteran Rep. Darrell Issa decides not to seek reelection in new Democratic-leaning district, sources say As the deadline approaches to file to run for office, veteran Republican Rep. Darrell Issa has decided not to run for reelection in his newly-configured congressional district in San Diego and Riverside counties, according to two GOP strategists familiar with his plans.

Veteran Rep. Darrell Issa decides not to seek reelection in new Democratic-leaning district, sources say

06.03.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 595 πŸ” 109 πŸ’¬ 65 πŸ“Œ 51

Troops are disposable in service of ameliorating poll numbers sinking from rising gas prices.

06.03.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Those sneaky slurs just flooding in and filling the chat like that.

06.03.2026 21:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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What MAGA sees vs. what the rest of the world sees

06.03.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 819 πŸ” 260 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 12

More specifically she "stole" from the boss to shine a spotlight on herself. You don't grift without giving the don a taste.

06.03.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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People Are Calling Meta Ray-Bans "Pervert Glasses" On Bluesky, users quickly embraced the term "pervert glasses" to refer to Meta's Ray Ban smart glasses, following a shocking investigation.

Make it stick.

06.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 9607 πŸ” 2760 πŸ’¬ 166 πŸ“Œ 323

She did exactly what she was hired to do. Plus some self-dealing and philandering. It's the first thing that matters most.

06.03.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, and a lot of Maine according to polling, which is how the nutters not in Maine rationalize their support. It's all quite gross to me.

06.03.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🧡Feels like shouting into the void, but it is essential to note that the Trump/Rubio gutting of the State Department and blowtorching of US diplomatic capacity and credibility is an accelerant to this spiraling war and will seriously undercut US/allied efforts to pick up the pieces after. 1/

06.03.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 2633 πŸ” 848 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 100

It's also wrong. IIRC, there was a pretty famous British trial of nazi officers for shooting survivors in the water.

06.03.2026 17:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, Rick and Louis.

06.03.2026 05:46 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Hegseth is a lecherous creep with the worldview of a teenage boy who just walked out of a screening of 300.

His view of war is fundamentally a homoerotic rape fantasy.

05.03.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 180 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 4

"I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."

06.03.2026 02:58 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Her face would break.

06.03.2026 02:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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What Exactly Is Mar-A-Lago Face And Who Has Clearly Tried The Trend - The List There are several hallmarks of Mar-A-Lago face, and these MAGA personalities are clearly the worst offenders when it comes to embodying the look.

It's all so weird. www.thelist.com/1817157/what...

06.03.2026 02:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of ProPublica webpage titled β€œExplore Financial Disclosures From President Trump and 1,500 of His Appointees,” accompanied by this blurb: β€œUse this database to explore potential conflicts of interest for President Donald Trump and his team. The documents disclose positions officials have held outside government, their assets and their debts, among other things.” A search bar prompts the user to search for a person or financial holding.

Screenshot of ProPublica webpage titled β€œExplore Financial Disclosures From President Trump and 1,500 of His Appointees,” accompanied by this blurb: β€œUse this database to explore potential conflicts of interest for President Donald Trump and his team. The documents disclose positions officials have held outside government, their assets and their debts, among other things.” A search bar prompts the user to search for a person or financial holding.

THREAD: We just released a tool that allows you to search billions of dollars in wealth, ties to the most powerful companies in the country, and details of the personal finances of President Trump and over 1,500 of his appointees.

Here’s how it works 1/

05.03.2026 14:01 πŸ‘ 677 πŸ” 358 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 38

He is an unserious person with serious power to inflict serious harm. I don't get how they still don't understand that.

06.03.2026 02:15 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

U.S. elites treat everything Trump does with an air of unseriousness, because he is a ridiculous flimflam man. But applying that lens to the Iran war seems deeply inapt. Reminiscent in some ways of the lens many of those same elites applied to COVID from Nov 2019 - Jan 2020. An over-there problem.

06.03.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 418 πŸ” 71 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 2

Dude is looking down the short ride to the end and he's gonna take us all out with him.

06.03.2026 02:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

BREAKING:

The Justice Department just posted online three FBI interviews that had been missing from the massive trove of Epstein files initially released.

They're related to unsubstantiated sexual assault allegations against Donald Trump.

DOC 1: www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

06.03.2026 00:05 πŸ‘ 5421 πŸ” 2424 πŸ’¬ 195 πŸ“Œ 215

The memes, apparently.

06.03.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0