brittneymemphis

Thinking about being insane on the internet again

GO BILLS

Go Knicks

Our pets are having existential crises

Love being in my 30s because I’m mostly too tired to cry about anything anymore

Love occasionally reminding my best gfs of a story from my 20s only for them to tell me I never told them it. I have lived a wild and good life.

Remember how Rudy Gobert caused Covid

🤝

New plan is to make everyone kiss

What’s not cops but feels like cops

No

I’m going to imagine Santi and Bane kissed to make up

Finney-Smith said OOP

Santi shaved his face bc he knows I’m leaning into my puma years heavy

😂😂😂

Saxon and Lochlan meets Luka and Austin Reaves

Jaaaaaaaaaa

My coaching philosophy is to not suck ass

🤝

I’m now the head coach of the Memphis Grizzlies

Did I miss anything important

One day, as an adult, you will realize that no one can stop you from eating bagel dogs in the shower.

Shoutout to Tony Allen. A Memphis legend.

I need to know the total dollar amount of fines that follows the broadcast of TA’s jersey retirement

BENOOOOOOO

Not me crying my eyes out already

I think we need to score more points

Santi clean-shaven in these red uniforms

Daddy Bane

Back to back Grizz losses at home. I’m bad luck.