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Nah you got a very handsome face. Looks great with just the stubble too. Bonus points for your handle too โœŒ๐Ÿผ

07.02.2026 13:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In the immortal words of the iconic Barbie โ€œmath is hard.โ€

28.12.2025 13:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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FCF. #FCF

07.11.2025 12:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 2064 ๐Ÿ” 160 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 61 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Why not both?! But I approve of todayโ€™s choice!

25.10.2025 12:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No matter the weight you donโ€™t get much better than that. And by you I mean looking at you!

05.10.2025 18:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Perfect. 10โ€™s across the board!

05.10.2025 18:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Beefy hot beef!

05.10.2025 11:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nothing irrational about that. In fact Iโ€™ll celebrate the aversion with you!

09.09.2025 23:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very handsome top-tier beef right there.

17.08.2025 16:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Definitely has it all while having it in all the right places. ๏ฟผ

17.08.2025 16:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

From some reason I always thought a pterodactyl would be a good dinosona.

11.08.2025 03:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Haha. Yeah it would be nice to know what it actually tastes like and why itโ€™s so good. The more I learn as I age Iโ€™m gonna guess the payoff would be anti-climactic however.

30.07.2025 02:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The massage chairs and hydrotherapy chairs are pretty much worth it themselves. They have some other perks as well. For the price you really canโ€™t beat it.

16.06.2025 18:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have a membership there and Powerhouse. PH for heavier days, Planet for some days I just need something quick. PH is 20 minutes from my house while Planet is literally in my neighborhood and also a half mile from my work. Planet is cheap enough as an additional membership so it works for me.

16.06.2025 16:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you want to lift heavy Planet isnโ€™t ideal. Lots of equipment but not a lot of plates or heavy barbells. I preface this by saying my location is getting all complete new strength equipment next week. So maybe an upgrade is coming? Still itโ€™s cost effective and has some nice facilities. YMMV.

16.06.2025 16:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know itโ€™s 2025 not 1985/95, but itโ€™s Detroit. A GI Joe headstomp wouldnโ€™t be outta place.

30.05.2025 11:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Haircut. โ˜‘๏ธ
Still fat. โ˜‘๏ธ

07.04.2025 22:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 65 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gross๐Ÿคฎ

09.03.2025 12:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A fat guy on the internet? Groundbreaking.

23.02.2025 13:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 139 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0