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Timely. Really important, overdone take. Thanks for playing, whoever you are.

I've been in nicer looking Costcos.

Headline and first three paragraphs from Ogdensburg Republican-Journal newspaper story NEW YORK, Mar. 5.—Harry Peters, known now also as “Glass-in-the-eye” Peters, thirty-five, is in the state prison at Trenton, N. J., beginning a sentence of two to three years for an extraordinary series of frauds against at least thirty-three of the largest trunk lines and public service corporations in seven states. Peters executed all his swindles in the last eighteen months. His arrest occurred January 16, after he had collected on a fraudulent claim for personal injury from the Public Service Railway company at Elizabeth, N. J. Peter’s right eye was injured in 1922 in an accident when he was employed as a brakeman on the Philadelphia and Reading railroad. A small particle of steel became embedded in the ball. He collected substantial damages.

GLASS IN TRICK EYE WINS $5,000 FROM 33 CAR LINES

Man Once Hurt on Road Collects for 18 Months Before Being Jailed

- Ogdensburg Republican-Journal, March 6, 1926

It was a simpler time.

THEY STOLE THIS MONEY.

The South Will rise again in upstate New York.

It’s gonna be Kid Rock

Does the moose like it, too?

Headline and first paragraph of Ogdensburg Republican-Journal newspaper story. GLENS FALLS, N. Y., March 4.—(AP)—More light was shed today on the death of Miss Ethel Mildred Terrell at Lake Placid on February 22 but as yet the identity of the poison that physicians believe caused death has not been revealed. Coroner F. J. D’Avignon of Lake Placid is analyzing the contents of the young women’s stomach.

PROBE SUICIDE OF GIRL GUEST AT PLACID CLUB

Coroner Analyzing Contents of Stomach—Letter Indicated Ill Health

- Ogdensburg Republican-Journal, March 5, 1926

It was a simpler time.

I’m no expert but I’m pretty sure this is how you get 9/11: the sequel

In a chair in a corner like a good cuck.

Headline and four paragraph story from Ogdensburg Republican-Journal newspaper. JAMESTOWN, N. Y., March 3. — (AP) — Donald B. MacMillan, Arctic explorer, who time and again has laughed at the rigors of the frozen north, today encountered an old fashioned Chautauqua county blizzard and the laugh was on him. Bound from Utica to Jamestown to deliver a lecture at a local church, he found the snow-banks along Chautauqua Lake too much for him and was forced to remain in Westfield, thirty miles from here, over night. MacMillan reached Westfield at 2 o’clock this afternoon. An all day blizzard had blockaded the tracks of the Jamestown, Westfield and Northwestern Railroad, an electric line and the only rail connection between Westfield and this city. The explorer engaged a motorist to drive him to Mayville, eight miles away, where he hoped to connect with the Chautauqua Traction company, but the snow was too much and he had to turn back. Then he offered another autoist $50 to drive him to Mayville, but the driver refused. A huge plow was sent out by the Jamestown Westfield and Northwestern in hope that the line might be cleared, but it jumped the track near Midway Park and is still off the rails. All possible avenues of travel by highway are blocked. MacMillan reported by telephone that it was the first lecture engagement that he had missed in 18 years experience.

Explorer Who Laughed at Arctic Blizzards Snowbound in New York

- Ogdensburg Republican-Journal, March 4, 1926

It was a simpler time.

CNN: More than 1,000 civilians killed in Iran since war began, rights group reports By Helen Regan More than 1,000 people, including children, have been killed in Iran since the war began on Saturday, according to US-based Human Rights Activists News Agency (HRANA). The rights group said as of Tuesday afternoon ET, at least 1,097 civilians had been killed, including 181 children. More than 5,400 civilians, including 100 children, have been injured, HRANA reported. The group said its report is preliminary and is veritying hundreds more reported deaths.

At least 1,097 civilians had been killed in Iran so far, including 181 children.

If you are in line waiting to be attacked by the United States military, stay in line.

Great! Now the American Hostages will NEVER get released. Thanks, Jimmy Carter.

Another year, another view, another young family.

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Headline and two paragraph story from Ogdensburg Republican-Journal newspaper. NIAGARA FALLS, March 2. — (A.P.) — Alien smugglers have found a new way of running their human cargoes into the United States. The latest route in the ice bridge forms annually just below the cataract. This unstable artery between the United States and Canada has been closed to all traffic since 1912, when the bridge broke, hurling three persons to death in the rapids below. Last night three men crossed the bridge from Canada. Customs officials were watching, however, and two of them were taken prisoner. The third escaped back across the bridge with bullets whistling about his ears. One of the prisoners, William Free, of Toronto, is alleged to have been escorting two aliens into the United States, for which service he was collecting $35 per head. The other prisoner is David Spivak, a Pole.

BORDER JUMPERS USE DANGEROUS ICE BRIDGE AT FALLS

- Ogdensburg Republican-Journal, March 3, 1926

It was a simpler time.

“President Trump is using a very common cream on the right side of his neck, which is a preventative skin treatment, prescribed by the White House Doctor," Sean Barbabella, the president's personal physician, said in a statement to NBC News.”

My unnamed preventative cream is causing a hideous oozing crust on my neck, but rest assured it is a very common cream that everyone uses

Headline and three paragraph story from Ogdensburg Republican-Journal newspaper. NEW YORK, March 1.—(A.P.) —A slander suit brought by Mrs. Lillian Agnes Stover, widow of a hotel keeper, against her alleged daughter, the Princess Elaine Vonderlipp-Lipsky, of Washington, opened today in Supreme court. Mrs. Stover is seeking $100,000 damages for a purported denial of the parentage by the princess. Mrs. Stover testified before Justice Ingraham and a jury today that the princess was the second of three children born to her when she was the wife of John H. Betts, who ran a hotel at the South Ferry. The suit is based on a newspaper's alleged interview with the princess, during difficulties with another member of her family, in which she denied Mrs. Stover was her mother. The princess, several years ago, sued her half-sister, Mrs. Gertrude Schroeder, for alienating the affections of her husband, Prince Nicholas Lippe-Lipsky, said to have been a page at the court of Czar Nicholas.

STARTS SLANDER SUIT AGAINST OWN DAUGHTER

Mother Asks $100,000 From Offspring Who Denied Parentage

- Ogdensburg Republican-Journal, March 2, 1926

It was a simpler time.

Your capable partner Kuwait just dropped three of your precise F-15s you dumb motherfucker.

Does Whiskey Pete know he's being punked by his tailor?

I genuinely cannot get over the military doing his bidding.

Nine times the military didn't say No. They're not at all innocent in these actions.

I hope you aren’t drunk and took your staff’s advice, Rashida and I don’t know this man and feel confident he didn’t care about us. Please restrain from drinking too much as you have been warned from your staff and stay off social media when you are drunk. I pray in his holy month you find peace and respect for your self,

uhhh oh my god

Headline and four paragraph story from Ogdensburg Republican-Journal. MALONE, Feb. 28.—The unusual experience of having his own saw brought back to him to be sharpened after a strange absence of seven years, fell to the lot of William McLain, 2 Shields street, a few days ago. He recognized his property by a special mark he placed upon it soon after he purchased it. Mr. McLain visited police headquarters to report the incident to Justice Bigelow and inquire if he could seek redress. Inasmuch as the case was so long standing Justice Bigelow decided it would be useless to institute any action now. Besides McLain has the saw and nothing could be gained by prosecuting anybody. According to McLain, he lost the saw while working on a job with other men. He suspected it was stolen. He resolved he would keep an eye out for the saw in hope some day it would turn up. The man who brought it to him to sharpen, told him to keep it when he identified it as his property, McLain said. He claimed he bought it from a boy.

SAW, MISSING 7 YEARS, RETURNED TO BE SHARPENED

Owner Recognizes Property, Strangely Absent, by Mark

- Ogdensburg Republican-Journal, March 1, 1926

It was a simpler time.

OCASIO-CORTEZ STATEMENT ON TRUMP'S COMBAT OPERATIONS IN IRAN "The American people are once again dragged into a war they did not want by a president who does not care about the long-term consequences of his actions. This war is unlawful. It is unnecessary. And it will be catastrophic. "Just this week, Iran and the United States were negotiating key measures that could have staved off war. The President walked away from these discussions and chose war instead.President Trump flippantly acknowledged the possibility of American casualties, stating "that often happens in war.' "Mr. President: this was not an inevitability. This is a deliberate choice of aggression when diplomacy and security were within reach. Stop lying to the American people. "Violence begets violence. We learned this lesson in Iraq. We learned this lesson in Afghanistan. And we are about to learn it again in Iran. Bombs have yet to create enduring democracies in the region and this will be no different. "In moments of war, our Constitution is unambiguous: Congress authorizes war. The President does not. I will do my part to uphold our Constitution by voting YES on Representatives Ro Khanna and Thomas Massie's War Powers Resolution. Every member of Congress must join us in rejecting this aimless war.

My statement on President Trump’s combat operations in Iran⬇️