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Nerd stuff & Liberal rants The Scattered Realms TTRPG wiki: https://scatteredrealms.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_Page Vorpal Threads Nerdwear: https://www.etsy.com/shop/vorpalthreads

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Honestly, they’re all complicit- whether they consider it “forgivable”,”acceptable “ or “enviable” doesn’t really matter.

07.03.2026 22:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
An array of character species for The Scattered Realm TTRPG

An array of character species for The Scattered Realm TTRPG

A sketch for a small sample of the player species from The Scattered Realms, a work-in-progress modular #ttrpg campaign world about first contact, exploration and upheaval

scatteredrealms.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_Page

07.03.2026 19:54 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

If you can get through Costco on a Saturday, then you can truly claim you love humanity, and have the receipts to back it up.

07.03.2026 19:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Balder's Gate 3 this afternoon, Whirleyball tonight, Blades in the Dark tomorrow night with the Sunday tabletop crew

07.03.2026 19:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Im incapable of enjoying any of the Batman movies. Something about the Tim Burton ones just felt joyless and sinister, the later ones were cynical and grotesque. Adam West remains my Batman.

07.03.2026 14:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I thought my city got a little bit cooler!

07.03.2026 03:03 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

After 40+ years playing every system I could get my hands on, trust me: you’re overthinking it.

06.03.2026 19:53 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Working on the Wiki for my 5e campaign world this afternoon, Baldurs Gate 3 tonight w/ a glass of whiskey, Blades in the Dark heist with my regular Sunday crew. Oh, there will be #ttrpg goodness.

06.03.2026 19:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Inspiring work- nicely done!

06.03.2026 19:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Using a Star Trek gif, post where you are tight now 🖖

06.03.2026 00:42 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1
The Philadelphia Flyers mascot Gritty, the only good bug-eyed orange-skinned thing in this world.

The Philadelphia Flyers mascot Gritty, the only good bug-eyed orange-skinned thing in this world.

Mom?!

05.03.2026 23:56 👍 26 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The Backrooms are a shadowy dimension of featureless rooms that defy space and time, inhabited by terrible entities.

05.03.2026 21:24 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

My boss said that since he’s not in tomorrow I’ll get to fuck around all day, which I think really diminishes the excellent fucking around I do while he’s there.

05.03.2026 19:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gary Gygax pitched a video game idea to me (and honestly, it was just sort of OK). Still amazing to meet an idol, and he and his wife were really pleasant

05.03.2026 05:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was going to recommend being peaceful, but you know what, femmes? Go ahead, you’ve earned it.

04.03.2026 23:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Have to call out Bill Clinton’s absolutely sinister stunt dropping J.B. Pritzker’s name in his Epstein testimony. Despite Pritzker not appearing anywhere in the documents or flight manifests, and the timeline being off by years. Sure looked like a deliberate dick move.

04.03.2026 21:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My problem isn’t wrapping the douche, it’s remembering to take the price tag off first.

04.03.2026 05:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

…but you understand that because there’s no evidence it’s not a fact. You see the difference, right?

Because there are currently things that CAN be proven, that need to be taken seriously.

04.03.2026 04:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can you? Yes.

Should you? Also yes.

03.03.2026 23:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Very nice indeed!

03.03.2026 21:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

… because what can be proven is really really bad, and it doesn’t need sensationalism to be worthy of everyone’s attention?

03.03.2026 21:06 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So apparently my super power is to have “Pictures of Matchstick Men” start playing in my head a few seconds before it pops up on my random playlist. Impressive, and also useless.

03.03.2026 20:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hello afternoon cup of coffee. Let us see if you can succeed, where those before you have fa…

03.03.2026 20:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The Scattered Realms The Scattered Realms is a TTRPG world that centers on exploration, innovation and upheaval. After millennia of isolation, the far-flung realms of a damaged world...

That’s the gist of the world I’ve been designing on a wiki- the air is toxic, life settled into low-lying craters and eventually forgot about each other- until around 50 years ago scatteredrealms.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_Page

03.03.2026 18:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My, those are simply gorgeous

02.03.2026 23:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’d be Leslie CrushHer, and would be promptly invited to go stand somewhere else.

02.03.2026 23:23 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Illinois is helping create a generation of democratic leaders that, you know, will actually lead. Thanks for showing that fighting against fascism is where the fun’s at!

02.03.2026 19:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"wrong" on so many levels

"wrong" on so many levels

28.02.2026 02:08 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Defend Ukraine? and Palestine? and Taiwan? Ah yes, the deeply controversial "defend people who get invaded" stance...

28.02.2026 01:54 👍 39 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Tot Gravy Float is the final boss evolution of Poutine

28.02.2026 01:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0