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He/Him/His ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ In the PNW, north of Seattle. โค๏ธ everyone, esp us older gays and big boys. Especially โค๏ธ my bf, and my late husband. Ethically Non-Monogamous and polyamorous. Aspiring nudist. Black and Trans lives matter. NSFW. 18+ only please!

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Two different signs at the same US Bank in Sherman Oaks, CA last week had a difference of opinion.

28.02.2026 04:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well that was a futile effort ๐Ÿซค #brucespringsteen #ticketmaster

21.02.2026 20:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A man with glasses and an out of control beard holding a Cadbury Creme Egg

A man with glasses and an out of control beard holding a Cadbury Creme Egg

It's been a bit of a sad day due to death notices. I deserve this creme egg. It won't spoil our VD dinner later.

15.02.2026 01:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 40 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I put this one on earlier this week. I love this album. It's such a mood.

15.02.2026 01:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll bite. Who's the first worst person from your high school?

18.01.2026 22:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok if I plant my face in there for a while? ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿคค

22.12.2025 00:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happiest of Birthdays handsomeness!

21.12.2025 01:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So sexy ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

21.12.2025 00:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You, obviously. We used to have a silkie that looked like that, but it was silver. We named them Phyllis (as in Diller) because of the head feathers, but later found out Phyllis was a rooster. The poor guy was endlessly tormented by the other chickens, so we gave him his own little area with a hen.

17.12.2025 21:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bluesky comes close to that at times, but threads can be exhausting, and over 60% of the posts on my following feed are automated OF and JFF scripts. I want to financially support everyone's kinky interests, but it's feels like constant spam at this point.

17.12.2025 20:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I miss the early LiveJournal days. All the substacks and patreons etc. are great but don't have the exciting spark of engagement and community that felt present with LJ during those days.

17.12.2025 20:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 26 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn, a fine representation of just how fine you are ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ

16.12.2025 23:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, I'm sure he knows. Transatlanticism is a quintessential break-up album that arrived at a perfect time.

16.12.2025 23:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Close up of a soft penis and scrotum, naked belly, nipples, and beard in the background.

Close up of a soft penis and scrotum, naked belly, nipples, and beard in the background.

It's a Saturday, so here's my softie for admission #softiesaturday

13.12.2025 17:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 87 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A bearded man with glasses, posing in the mirror, dress shirt bit no pants, erect penis.

A bearded man with glasses, posing in the mirror, dress shirt bit no pants, erect penis.

A #throwbackthursday pic of back when I had a respectable, corporate job in 2015. I'm not sure what I was trying to achieve here beyond "look at my barely erect penis."

12.12.2025 02:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 123 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A man's hairy ass with a bit of leg showing

A man's hairy ass with a bit of leg showing

Your sweet ass affirmation for the day: "The desired effect is what you get when you improve your interplanetary funkmanship!" - George Clinton #wetwednesday #wednesdayhumpday #humpday

10.12.2025 18:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 74 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A naked, bearded man in a shower looking down at the camera, only visible from the waist up, with his hands on his furry belly.

A naked, bearded man in a shower looking down at the camera, only visible from the waist up, with his hands on his furry belly.

Presenting belly for #tummytuesday.

10.12.2025 04:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 118 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Man without shirt, nipples exposed, recently out of the shower with frizzy hair and beard, giving resting bear face.

Man without shirt, nipples exposed, recently out of the shower with frizzy hair and beard, giving resting bear face.

Feeling mean and frizzy #MonochromeMonday

09.12.2025 01:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 116 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn! You know I do ๐Ÿคค

02.12.2025 03:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you sexy! ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜˜

13.11.2025 05:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An orange tabby cat sitting on his hind end on a bed, legs spread out

An orange tabby cat sitting on his hind end on a bed, legs spread out

Any of my friends/acquaintances/followers going to Beef Dip in PV next year? I'm thinking of going for the first time and just feeling out what travel options may be available.

Here's a picture of my goofy cat and his bald belly.

12.11.2025 23:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 21 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An image of Bjork talking into a microphone with a quite captain saying: "I mean, what's the deal with airline food?"

An image of Bjork talking into a microphone with a quite captain saying: "I mean, what's the deal with airline food?"

I was browsing through a folder of old memes and came across this gem. Always makes me happy.

12.11.2025 00:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Two bearded men in plaid button down shirts standing in Burbank, CA with palm trees in the background and The Price is Right name tags in their shirts, names blurred out

Two bearded men in plaid button down shirts standing in Burbank, CA with palm trees in the background and The Price is Right name tags in their shirts, names blurred out

Since the Future Ruins festival was cancelled in L.A., we decided to use use the extra day to attend a taping of The Price is Right. Neither of us were called to come on down, but it was a great time. Hoping to spend some more time in L.A. soon to visit friends and loved ones.

10.11.2025 19:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 80 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good morning! ๐ŸŒž

06.11.2025 18:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And adorable as fuck ๐Ÿ˜

24.10.2025 21:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Adrienne Barbeau is a fine choice for hair

23.10.2025 04:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Friends.. try your hardest not to respond to the obvious shitposting by the Trump regime and the maga cult. They want you to engage and be pissed off and irritated. Don't give them the oxygen, ignore them, let it die off, block them and focus on building on the wins and positive gains. #nokings

19.10.2025 20:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 24 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unfortunately my plans to be in that other kind of sling last weekend and this one upcoming were derailed by the fractured arm. ๐Ÿ˜ข

06.10.2025 20:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Shirtless bearded man with glasess in an arm sling, bear-facing the camera. Left nipple proudly on display.

Shirtless bearded man with glasess in an arm sling, bear-facing the camera. Left nipple proudly on display.

Pic is a couple weeks old. Luckily I don't need to wear the sling that much anymore #mcm #monochromemonday

06.10.2025 18:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 95 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Lady Bug (Disco Mix)
Lady Bug (Disco Mix) YouTube video by BumbleBee Unlimited - Topic

@sweetandor.bsky.social and I have been exploring Italian Disco mixes. This tune brought me some joy this morning.

24.09.2025 18:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0