If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice
Pete Docter eres un mierdas
It's always a lie about "the kids"
No kid has a problem with gay people, only their parents do
Everything is equally new and wondrous to kids, they accept gay and straight people equally
"The kids" is always a lie on this subject
Una cosa increíble que el director de Up ahora diga "no podemos poner cosas gays en lo nuestro, que los niños igual se van a tener que ir a terapia", porque no es simplemente la decisión más cobarde que os podáis imaginar, es que esto viene del mismo tío que te metió ESTO al principio de esa peli.
💜¡Holiiis!💜
Quiero celebrar el Día Internacional de la Mujer Trabajadora compartiendo experiencias con sesgo de género como... Mujer Trabajadora.
En mi caso como Guía Oficial de Turismo/Guía acompañante.
Spoiler: La mitad son conductores de autobús que no aceptan que una mujer les dé direcciones.
Earthbound
The best thinking is done with extremely silly doodles and you can’t convince me otherwise
I'd definitely expect new opening and ending a la DBKai. As for new BGM... I have more doubts about that but it's likely, isn't it? I'd love if they brought Yamamoto back, a redemption arc for the guy
Os juro que por un momento he pensado que despues de decir lo de que el hombre no es el mejor amigo del perro, iba a hacer el amago de tirar la pelota y los perros corriendo como locos mientras él, mirando a cámara con la pelota aún en la mano, sonreiría y diría en voz baja "you've been PSOE'd".
en mi defensa tenía hambre
Si he ido a un concierto, pero invitado, PERO he comprado merchan, PEEEROOO luego me he robado un durum del camerino, así en lineas generales sale balance positivo, estoy contribuyendo a la música, ¿no? o sea más o menos; el durum estaba increíble de bueno espero que no fuera muy caro
Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM
El derrotismo es una profecía autocumplida, amics.
6 panel comic P1: Cartoon me, sat at a table, drawing a comic on a sheet of paper. My character is thinking to himself "another day, another comic... Do I do this because I actually enjoy it? Or, do I do this because it is a means for me to avoid having to think about the late-stage capitalist hell we are all drowning in? P2: a beat, as cartoon me lifts the page to see what he's drawn P3: first person POV of the comic. It's titled "Freddy Fart Face." P4: close up of cartoon me as he stares silently at the page, with an uncertain look on his face P5: same POV, except now cartoon me has a big smile on his face P6: POV pans back to reveal the room cartoon me is sat in, which is shrouded in darkness. Out the window, a city is but jng in the distance, while the door to the room is barred shit with a plank of wood wedged under the doorknob. Cartoon me remains blissfully oblivious, as he stares smiling at his creation.
another day
Intern: Patient's 35 years old, checked in because he saw a dog that was "too big"
Dr. Robby: Come on we talked about this. You can't come in for that
Dr. Al-Ashimi: Actualllly, one in three dogs is too big
*she looks at the camera*
And it's perfectly normal to be afraid of them.
Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads: The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same... - Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist
Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.
a shirt design featuring a skateboarding boy who may look somewhat similar to a famous skateboarding boy from a cartoon but it's impossible to know for sure because there's a black bar over his eyes, holding his own severed head and saying "anything subversive or countercultural can and will be commodified and re-absorbed by existing social order, defanged and neutralized, reduced to an aesthetic pose. No product can ever be radical, man." in blue and red on white
My new shirt design is so powerful that part of it had to be redacted for the preview image
roryblank.bigcartel.com
Una pequeña reflexion para no quedarme dormido delante del Pc del curro: hablad de lo que os ha gustado, de lo que os fascina y lo que os emociona, y decid el por qué, dadle vueltas, saboread el retrogusto, forraos la carpeta del instituto con lo que os gusta.
Pero no dejeis de hablar de lo que no
8 panel comic P1: Caption box, "age 8." Beneath that, a kid --their whole life ahead of them-- smiles as they tell us "I can't WAIT to be a grown up!" P2: A light shines on them from above, as they close their eyes, considering all the possibilities. "I'll be able to do whatever I want..." P3: Caption box, "age 38." The now older --balding, bespectacled, unhappy looking-- version of the kid holds up... a tin opener. P4: a closeup on the object, now rendered in a somewhat realistic style P5: The sad man points at the opener, saying "I can't wait to have an excuse to use this new tin opener I just bought..." P6: A beat, as the guy --now backlit-- stares at the opener. P7: A further beat, as the guy's eyes take on a vacant quality. P8: Only to end on him grimacing in pain, as he says "ow. my back."
¡¡Encima!!
La gran decepción de mi vida adulta ha sido descubrir que el mundo funciona igual que el patio del cole
Titular de prensa: BoackRock quiere entrar en el negocio residencial en España.
Hablemos claro: el pánico moral manufacturado por los medios sobre el tema de la okupación no buscaba en primera instancia ni criminalizar a los okupas ni vender alarmas; buscaba asustar a los pequeños propietarios para incentivarlos a vender sus pisos a grandes fondos de inversión.
Onfim’s drawing of himself on horseback as a warrior defeating an enemy.
Two of Onfim’s works. On the left is a copy of a passage from the Book of Psalms he did for schoolwork. On the right is an apparently autobiographical depiction of a monster labeled with “I am a wild beast.”
Some more spelling practice by Onfim with some human figures who have round heads and varying numbers of fingers on their big hands.
Onfim’s writing practice accompanied by 7 little people in his particular drawing style, who tend to have very big hands with many fingers.
Nice AI-image-generating tool, but it will never be as great an artist as Onfim, a child who lived in the Novgorod Republic in the mid-1200s and who scribbled these drawings and schoolwork writings on birch bark at the age of 6 or 7.
6 panel comic P1: Title in large red text reads "OUR RECENTLY LOST EQUINE GREATS: A CELEBRATION" Beneath that, a majestic black stallion soars through a sky filled with clouds. P2: Close up on a shifty looking horse wearing tiny round spectacles, and brandishing a knife in his right hoof. He stands before a brick wall. "CHESLEY B. HOOVE: 2005 - 2025" "Killed and ate a man (fatal indigestion)" P3: A bird's eye view. We are looking over a wall at an unhinged looking horse, tooting on a horn. "AOIFE KRONGUS: 2016 - 2025" "Did that thing where she lost her soul in a mirror on a dare (soul excision)" P4: Just a buff guy in a horse mask "NOT JUST A BUFF GUY IN A HORSE MASK: ???? - 2025" "Studied quantum physics so hard, his superposition switched to that of one of his deceased selves from the multiverse (over-education)" P5: A cross -eyed horse stands in an open field, clouds swirling majestically in the sky behind them "TRAND BICCLE: 2010 - 2025" "Said 'you too' to the person at the theatre box office when told to enjoy the show (catastrophic social faux-pas)" P6: A blank panel which simply contains "Horses? You want my to draw HORSES!? *fuck*" --Anon. Artist, 1862
our recently lost equine greats
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Tweet that reads Leo Xander @STALLEON Stop taking social media so serious. Nothing here is real. Look at this chicken V - it is bigger than the car
I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head
Esto no lo hace la IA, confíen en sus dibujantes de confianza
Luego sin venir tanto del asco recuerdo salir de The Dark Knight pensando que había estado bien pero que qué perezaca me daría volver a verla
Era el ejemplo más visceral (jejej)
Taxidermia
Por fin salió el sol, ya asoman los brotes y los PETIRROJOS no paran de cantar y se responden 🧡.
De fondo, unas cornejas, el viento y algún cencerro del ganado.
Pon en sonido a tope 🔊🔝
