Alek

Please stay on all fours… 🙏

Dude. Legit this makes me so sad…

They should make a beer that’s also an energy drink, and which also has nicotine and 50g of protein.

This would solve many of my daily dietary needs.

He def has some similarities with Lincoln and Kennedy

But it can buy rope!

I have spent my entire adult life being lectured by Republican politicians and conservative legal movement types about how important it is to preserve the sacred constitutional right to self-defense of *specifically this person* and then secret police murdered him in the street

As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.

i don't want the unpopular geriatric rapist criminal president to start world war 3

0/10 no bazooka

This administration is a danger to every single one of us.

Three Republican presidents in my lifetime, three invasions of oil producing countries.

seems, in retrospect, a little premature to have given him the coveted FIFA Peace Prize

Damn dude. Looks like you’re nailing it so far 😮‍💨

“My son is also named Glorith”

Rainbow capitalism is better than god sponsored by bank of america imo

What number funeral is this now?

Aw I love him! Lol. He’s my celebrity bday twin lmao 😂

Charlie once had fulnecky too

Proud to be a Californian 🫡

we've finally answered humanity's most ancient question, "What happens after you die?"

the answer is JD Vance fucks your wife

“Hey Superman, what’s it like being able to get married and have a family?”

Naked authoritarian fascism. Love and support to the entire team at @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social, who *will* come out the other side of this horrendous abuse of power. Disgusted to see ABC caving to this glaringly illegal and unconstitutional threat from Brendan Carr.

Let’s fucking goooo 🙌🏻🙌🏻

Definitely got on repeat 🎶 🙂‍↕️ @yelyahwilliams.bsky.social #ego

I don’t think they can actually

Sir yes sir 🙋🏻‍♂️

when i'm president i am gonna fully legalize just being a little silly with your friends

Dude that tank is so sick!!! Where’d you get it? 😱

This administration couldn’t be bothered to lift a finger when unprecedented wild fires ravaged Los Angeles, but now they have to leap frog state government?

This conflint is by their design.

Know your rights.