Wolve

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going to squish him with a rolling pin

Squishing his stupid blocky face

commission for Eve & Spire, based on their webcomic!

Anthro magpie reading a book while sitting on a vintage school chair. An open cardboard box with a piece of pottery sits besides him. There's a pile of books and a globe behind him.

Btw, happy Book Day! What is your favorite book (or books) that you have read?

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pen doodles from glasgow furmeet

Named specifically but I'm also wanting to go through all the archetypes too! Bug catchers are an old goodie

Working on my fantasy world idea, want to build it from high fantasy, light sci-fi and video game tropes. Wondering what NPCs to characterise my world with.

Thinking about Pokémon NPCs. Is Youngster Joey the most iconic of the generic trainer NPCs? Any others?

Watching it in the cinema while a little stoned, I was so locked in on that film. I endured it right to the end, 100% attention, and I could never do that twice hahah.

It was a great film, and I cherish my experience watching it, but a rewatch would degrade my impression of the movie I think. Hence never again. Without the suspense of the first watch, I think it would just feel like sadism for its own sake.

You wore the crown!!!

Funny Games (1997)
The movie basically begs you to leave the cinema the whole way through, punishing you for your endurance, and then spits on you contemptuously for making it to the end.

an idea perhaps

what kinda rhythm game is that, like a bossa nova beat?

Genuinely could be a still from As Told by Ginger

this look like you're about to be blown out of an airlock

kids with fluffy cloud heads are assembled for the school play rehearsals. the teacher explains: "so in this scene you're stabbing absolute fuck out of the enemies." they address the central student, jennifer "jennifer where is your visor", they ask. the other kids have metal visors over their faces. jennifer hesitates, a kid offscreen jeers "her horns are too big!" the teacher explains "we cut holes in the headpiece for you", jennifer tries to protest, but the teacher interrupts "no excuses. everyone wears the same costume. you are not going to ruin this for everyone jennifer."

teacher is instructing a student who is holding their spear incorrectly. "arm up", they say, "too much", they add, "good". the student is in correct stance. "you've improved a lot recently alex, well done." says the teacher. the teacher turns back to jennifer who has taken off her visor again. "jennifer. visor. put it back on." jennifer explains in a small voice "it hurts..." the teacher dismisses this "think of it as a metaphor", they say. jennifer does as she's told and muses "met a 4..."

the teacher explains "in this scene the army leader is killed by a sneaky traitor", they turn to jennifer "jennifer because you have horns you can be the traitor" jennifer fiddles with her visor "and stop fidgeting" adds the teacher. "so you're gonna form up for battle" instructs the teacher. everybody but jennifer still doesn't have the spear stance correct. "I'll be the army leader for now" says the teacher, "don't be intimidated, I played this part in local theatre yknow", boasts the teacher

school play 1 & 2 & 3

I knew you would be my biggest fan for this one

sleeping lizard man is awoken by a grumble underneath him. he awakes unaware that he on the nose of a giant monster looming high above the city. narration: "today is the day the big monster appeared over the city. gerald snakeson, ordinary lizard man, awakes on the nose of the beast"

gerald is stunned, "oh no", he thinks looking over the horizon, still unaware of the monster. "why am I up here... it's so cold" he shivers in the cold wind of the higher atmosphere. a helicopter whirrs into view. a newscaster is shouting in the helicopter: "REPORTING FROM THE SKIES OF LITTLE CITY. UPDATE ON THE GIANT MONSTER SITUATION. THERE APPEARS TO BE A MOSTLY NAKED MAN STANDING ON THE NOSE OF THE MONSTER!" a live TV camera points at gerald on the nose of the monster

giant monster 1 & 2

three more prompts for comics that dont exist yet

rabbit in a protective mask looks at their watch as clouds build on the horizon. narration: "the seventh year of the third apocalypse. I have lived through each of them: first, the robot armies, then the zombies". the bunny looks up to the horizon, a mushroom cloud sprouts from the earth. narration continues: "the final enemy: ourselves. we're bunny people." the bunny person watches the horizon, wind whipping past them, light of the explosion bathing them. narration concludes: "we will win, and it will be the death of us"

bunny rides across the desert on their hover speedster motorcycle thing. narration: "I have done many things to survive" the bunny reflects, "stealing (from robots), killing (zombies), pantomime theatre (for mental health reasons)"

bunny apocalypse 1 & 2 (now with alt text)

thank you! trying to experiment with spontaneous comics again

collar dog comic